Fuck You Michelle by Taustin Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue
From a razor in a paper cup
I hope every soda you drink already shaken up
I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun
I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's
I hope there's always snow in your driveway
I hope you never get off Fridays
And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays
I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket
I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen
I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck
And your headphones short, and your charger don't work
And you spill shit on your shirt
I hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your face
Cut my losses, how Delilah changed my locks to a fade
I hope you happy, I hope you happy
I hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy, igh!
[Outro]
And I hope, that yo shitty ass boyfriend
That look like a mothafuckin’ dyke
Gets mouth cancer, because he chews dick
Cuz he’s a dipshit
Fuckin’ piercin’ little dyke lookin’ little bitch
Fuck you Michelle
Fatass little bitch
Fuckin’ downgrade, fuckin’ raindrop titties
Fuckin’ hairy pussy
You ever heard of a fuckin’ razor blade?
Of course not
Fuck you Michelle, fuckin’ little bitch
I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue
From a razor in a paper cup
I hope every soda you drink already shaken up
I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun
I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's
I hope there's always snow in your driveway
I hope you never get off Fridays
And you work at a Friday's that's always busy on Fridays
I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket
I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen
I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck
And your headphones short, and your charger don't work
And you spill shit on your shirt
I hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your face
Cut my losses, how Delilah changed my locks to a fade
I hope you happy, I hope you happy
I hope you ruined this shit for a reason, I hope you happy, igh!
[Outro]
And I hope, that yo shitty ass boyfriend
That look like a mothafuckin’ dyke
Gets mouth cancer, because he chews dick
Cuz he’s a dipshit
Fuckin’ piercin’ little dyke lookin’ little bitch
Fuck you Michelle
Fatass little bitch
Fuckin’ downgrade, fuckin’ raindrop titties
Fuckin’ hairy pussy
You ever heard of a fuckin’ razor blade?
Of course not
Fuck you Michelle, fuckin’ little bitch