Satanists Are Fucking Dicks by Tartar Control Lyrics

Why are Satanists such dicks I think I understand it
What else can you expect when being self-centered's a commandment?

They're greedy, demented and insensitive as Hell
They're liars and they're thieves and they're so proud of themselves

They say they're more progressive than a Christian ever was
But they merchandise as much as any damned religion does

Peddling pentagrams and 666
To pederasts and egotists
Don't believe their magic tricks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Fucking dicks

They won't do shit for no one but they'll sacrifice a goat
If it means that they can keep on cramming twinkies down their throat

But all of that indulgence goes straight to their thighs
They're all so counter culture that they never exercise
If "Do as thou wilt” shall be the “whole of the law" then
I think that I will punch your fat ass in the jaw

Fuck your pentagrams and 666
You pedophiliac egotists
Don’t believe in their magic tricks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Roll Call

Anton LaVey
Fucking dick
Ozzy Osbourne
Fucking dick
Marc Almond
Fucking Dick
Richard Ramirez
Fucking Dick
Charles Manson
Fucking dick
Marilyn Manson
Fucking dick
Gene Simmons
Do I have to fucking say it?

Why are Satanists such dicks? I think that I know why
It's ‘cause they want a taste of real power before they die
It's scary when you realize that one day you'll be dead
If not for that I'm sure they'd just be Atheists instead

If Satan's such a rebel and if Satan is so cool
Then how come all his acolytes are followers and tools?

With their pentagrams and 666
Pederasts and egotists
Don't believe their magic tricks
Satanists are fucking dicks

Pentagrams and 666
Pedophiliac and egotists
Don't believe their magic tricks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Satanists are fucking dicks
Fucking dicks