Assertive feat. Yelling At Cats by Taps (Miscellaneous) Lyrics

I always stutter when I start to talk
And I always stumble when I try to walk
I aways seem to just mess things up
I'm sick of it all; enough is enough

I'm tired of the ponies who laugh at me
I'm tired of acting so awkwardly
I wish I could just be more assertive
And all these needs are just so pervertive

I don't really give a buck what you say
I don't want to hear it? Alright? Okay?
I get enough bronies who stalk me all day
Who tell me to scream loudly, "yay"

I'm just so down; I'm stuck in a rut
I'd tell you more b-b-but
I don't think my whining would fit
Like that time I had a bass, but I dropped it

[DROP]
Now I know what y'all would probably say:
"But Fluttershy, we don't treat you that way!
You can shut the hell up. It's making me mad
I'm a fad, and you're wondering why I feel sad?

You all think I like this. No, I do not
People only watch me for the plot
I hate it all - I just want it to end
I don't wanna go through an episode again

I'll cut you down and spit on you
I'll say I'm better and laugh at you too
And then you'll understand. You'll finally see
What it's like to just be like me

Call me Flutterbitch now. I like that name
I like being that. It's not the same
I like these needs are are so perversive
"Did you see that? I was SO assertive!"