Porta Potty Prostitute by Tammie Brown Lyrics

It has been brought to my attention
That it has been misperceived
That I cannot lip-sync to, uh... enough music
One, two, three, hit it!

Porta Potty Prostitute
Porta Potty Prostitute
Porta Potty Prostitute
He goes beep, beep, doot, doot

Porta Potty Prostitute
Porta Potty Prostitute
Porta Potty Prostitute
He goes beep, beep, doot, doot
You know he don't even give a hoot
He's just a Porta Potty Prostitute

Bed to bed and city to city
Even your bed bugs are looking pretty
(Porta Potty Prostitute)
Might as well after what you've done
(Porta Potty Prostitute)
Pretty face and silky smooth hair
He's getting it down like Cunanan [?]
(Porta Potty Prostitute)
(Porta Potty Prostitute)
I sent an attachment on an email with you
And your fixions just simply won't do
(Porta Potty Prostitute)
I'm not paying you money
(Porta Potty Prostitute)
'Cause you're not paying your dues

Porta Potty Prostitute
Porta Potty Prostitute
Porta Potty Prostitute
He goes beep, beep, doot, doot
You know he don't even give a hoot
He's just a Porta Potty Prostitute

I met you on a line to the party that day
To the Porta Party is where you should have stayed
What a stench, what a smell
Perfume overflow
(Porta Potty Prostitute)
[?] in the absence of love
(Porta Potty Prostitute)
I'm a mover, you're a shaker
Don't step on my money-maker
I don't have time for your lame ass lies
Or the apologies you'll be giving later
Porta Potty Prostitute
Porta Potty Prostitute
Porta Potty Prostitute
He goes beep, beep, doot, doot
You know he don't even give a hoot
He's just a Porta Potty Prostitute

What are you doing here, Tony Danza?
Exclamation, question mark
Goodbye
You're done