Orange Juice In My Cereal by Tall Paul Lyrics
[Intro: sample]
Well like this morning I poured orange juice in my cereal
I wasn't thinking I just grabbed it poured it I was half asleep
Then I realized I loved it, I think it's a great mix
Then I realized it's the corporations, and the advertisers
Who prevent us from doing stuff like this, they program us
To think one way, milk cereal (right), then you realize
Orange juice cereal is fine it all goes in the same place
You know they're all the same
[Verse]
Constructing bars you gotta do pull ups to understand
Prerequisite upper body strength required to comprehend
Inflate a hollow head with all the wit to haul 'em in
To colleges profess the fact they don't make you intelligent
Decipher astronote's of astronauts who had to know
The astral plots of galaxies so lifted off from planet rock
I'm talking analyzing syllabics you silly rabbit god damn it
I barely manage not to slap you with a sock filled with rocks
Launch 'til we drop man in box, I'll say some shit like
Proxy the vote of a pair of cocks hair in jocks tangled up
Interlocked in paradox, scrooge poonjin moneybags greedy juggernauts
'til you realize that it is the epitome
Of it didn't mean shit to me non sensibly wording recipes
The testament inevident the best of men
Is equal to the least of three evils which we will never get
Left to choose the least of two critique the beast in dudes
Frontin' like our heads are bigger than the hole he's peeping through
But who I'm speaking to? I don't give a fluck
You're ignorant as a puck plus a mighty duck
I ain't invincible, but nor is chuck
Just know when you check the box it's not based on luck
Suppose we better tabulate the Dos Equis
Before we're driving taxi's eating Hot Cheetos & Taki's
Participate in the process to not is nonsense
Like skippers nodding off in the cockpit no autopilot
We oughtta riot to polls oppose the denial
Of the basic needs of humankind put them bigots on trial
Fuck the politics I'm coming from the heart voting no
Do you hold a glimmer of light in your soul? they're hoping so
Cause no spirit should ever be denied it's liberation
For being a gay kid or not having identification
Think for yourself though homie, don't prescribe to mine
It's Life brand in my bowl with orange juice inside
No technicalities by principle I decide
I must have a foundation for the art I design
Well like this morning I poured orange juice in my cereal
I wasn't thinking I just grabbed it poured it I was half asleep
Then I realized I loved it, I think it's a great mix
Then I realized it's the corporations, and the advertisers
Who prevent us from doing stuff like this, they program us
To think one way, milk cereal (right), then you realize
Orange juice cereal is fine it all goes in the same place
You know they're all the same
[Verse]
Constructing bars you gotta do pull ups to understand
Prerequisite upper body strength required to comprehend
Inflate a hollow head with all the wit to haul 'em in
To colleges profess the fact they don't make you intelligent
Decipher astronote's of astronauts who had to know
The astral plots of galaxies so lifted off from planet rock
I'm talking analyzing syllabics you silly rabbit god damn it
I barely manage not to slap you with a sock filled with rocks
Launch 'til we drop man in box, I'll say some shit like
Proxy the vote of a pair of cocks hair in jocks tangled up
Interlocked in paradox, scrooge poonjin moneybags greedy juggernauts
'til you realize that it is the epitome
Of it didn't mean shit to me non sensibly wording recipes
The testament inevident the best of men
Is equal to the least of three evils which we will never get
Left to choose the least of two critique the beast in dudes
Frontin' like our heads are bigger than the hole he's peeping through
But who I'm speaking to? I don't give a fluck
You're ignorant as a puck plus a mighty duck
I ain't invincible, but nor is chuck
Just know when you check the box it's not based on luck
Suppose we better tabulate the Dos Equis
Before we're driving taxi's eating Hot Cheetos & Taki's
Participate in the process to not is nonsense
Like skippers nodding off in the cockpit no autopilot
We oughtta riot to polls oppose the denial
Of the basic needs of humankind put them bigots on trial
Fuck the politics I'm coming from the heart voting no
Do you hold a glimmer of light in your soul? they're hoping so
Cause no spirit should ever be denied it's liberation
For being a gay kid or not having identification
Think for yourself though homie, don't prescribe to mine
It's Life brand in my bowl with orange juice inside
No technicalities by principle I decide
I must have a foundation for the art I design