Clothes by Tall Boy Special Lyrics
I'm a frugal man, and I love a deal
So I usually hit up Marshall's for the dope steals
The other day, I thought I can do better
So I went to the Goodwill for some pants and sweaters
I got carried away and bought so much more
Heck, I practically bought out the entire store
I brought the clothes home, all eclectic and old
Hung some on the rack. Gave the others a fold
I brushed my teeth and I headed to bed
"This was a good day," I thought in my head
I close my eyes, and I started to drift
And something incrediblе happened
(Chrous)
All my clothes startеd dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
Didn't know the clothes I brought home would start dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
The slow dancing flannel gave the henley a dip
Guess who did the Macarena- a fleece half-zip
I saw the corduroys doing the Stanky-leg
And two long sleeve polos were beating some eggs
The Chuck Taylors tapped and the Pumas shuffled
While a whole bunch of undershirts were doing the hustle
The pajama pants? While they did the can-can
And the tracksuit was doing the running man
The hat was sorta dancing, just bopping around
Floating in the air six feet above the ground
I thought to myself: I must be dreaming
But I wasn't... I checked
So...
(Chrous)
All my clothes started dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
Didn't know the clothes I brought home would start dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
The very next day, I went back to the Goodwill
I went up to the clerk and asked whats the deal
The decrepit old clerk looked me right in the eye
He said these clothes have a secret and do I want some pie?
I declined the pie but I asked about the secret
He said all these clothes were from ancient Egypt
A traveling production of Moulin Rouge
Bought up all the clothes in one large group
And their tour bus was headed to a gig up north
When it swerved on some ice (honk honk) and crashed into the earth
Everybody died in the crash that day
But their souls didn't pass on right away
These clothes belong to spirits with unfinished business
And that business is to shake their ass
All my clothes started dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
Didn't know the clothes had trapped souls and they lose control at midnight
(at midnight)
All my clothes started dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
Didn't know the clothes I brought home would start dancing on their own at midnight
Good night clothes
(good night Alex)
So I usually hit up Marshall's for the dope steals
The other day, I thought I can do better
So I went to the Goodwill for some pants and sweaters
I got carried away and bought so much more
Heck, I practically bought out the entire store
I brought the clothes home, all eclectic and old
Hung some on the rack. Gave the others a fold
I brushed my teeth and I headed to bed
"This was a good day," I thought in my head
I close my eyes, and I started to drift
And something incrediblе happened
(Chrous)
All my clothes startеd dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
Didn't know the clothes I brought home would start dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
The slow dancing flannel gave the henley a dip
Guess who did the Macarena- a fleece half-zip
I saw the corduroys doing the Stanky-leg
And two long sleeve polos were beating some eggs
The Chuck Taylors tapped and the Pumas shuffled
While a whole bunch of undershirts were doing the hustle
The pajama pants? While they did the can-can
And the tracksuit was doing the running man
The hat was sorta dancing, just bopping around
Floating in the air six feet above the ground
I thought to myself: I must be dreaming
But I wasn't... I checked
So...
(Chrous)
All my clothes started dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
Didn't know the clothes I brought home would start dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
The very next day, I went back to the Goodwill
I went up to the clerk and asked whats the deal
The decrepit old clerk looked me right in the eye
He said these clothes have a secret and do I want some pie?
I declined the pie but I asked about the secret
He said all these clothes were from ancient Egypt
A traveling production of Moulin Rouge
Bought up all the clothes in one large group
And their tour bus was headed to a gig up north
When it swerved on some ice (honk honk) and crashed into the earth
Everybody died in the crash that day
But their souls didn't pass on right away
These clothes belong to spirits with unfinished business
And that business is to shake their ass
All my clothes started dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
Didn't know the clothes had trapped souls and they lose control at midnight
(at midnight)
All my clothes started dancing on their own at midnight
(at midnight)
Didn't know the clothes I brought home would start dancing on their own at midnight
Good night clothes
(good night Alex)