His Cheeseburger by Tait Lyrics

(Archibald Asparagus: And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lunt, the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song.)

He said to her I'd like a cheeseburger
And I might like a milkshake as well
She said to him I can't give you either
And he said Isn't this Burger Bell?

She said Yes it is, but we're closed now
But we open tomorrow at ten
He said I am extremely hungry
But I guess I can wait until then

'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for you-oo, yeah
He'll wait for you-oo
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for you-oo
Oh he will wait for you
He stayed at the drive through til sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's
Bacon and eggs for half price!

How could he resist such an offer
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger please do not get angry
He'll eat and be back here for lunch

'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for you-oo
He'll be back for you-oo
Won't be so long Cheeseburger
Oh lovely cheeseburger
Oh he'll be back for you

'Cause he loves you Cheeseburger with all his heart
And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two-oo apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you, wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!
You are his cheeseburger....