Veggie Sandwich SMUCKERS Remix by Tabby Lyrics
[Intro]
Yeah
[Verse]
I’m talkin' in cursive ‘cause the beer is cheap
It hurts to please, no cap
Like a geezer knee
I’m cheek to cheek with nostalgia
Fell like refer leaves
I can’t smoke, blow this pop-stand like TNT
My mental no joke, this a dark comedy
Social life a quota, I’m bein' followed, keep
Both cornea close to the chip on my shoulder
All these grown men in strollers, I pass going through motions
Balance all that I’m after
Holes in the plot like the plaster
I punch knowin' disaster had struck enough in my sleep
Enough when I eat, buddy I’m brushing my teeth
‘Til they white as the lies I tell myself to find peace
As sad as that is
I’m starin' in the mirror actin' weird to get me laughin'
Drawin' up designs again, workin' on the fashion
But nothing matters when you find the quicksand patches
Man I trip, fall backwards
In a ziplock, backwoods
Get a lick, roll, pass it 'til I’m tip toe standing
In a bathroom pantin' and I’m left arm grasping
Think it went numb, panic, knew that this would happen
God damnit
We need apps for fast food delivery
I need naps to pass time like little league
Folks spazz bout one tweet they didn’t read
And seek offense like blitz called, get off my D
Too many cooks at your favorite diner
White robes turned to MAGA hats, hail the kaiser
Don’t put your torches up ‘cause a lover of the craft
Getting morsels for his supper, but alas
Recording for the buzzards on a calf
Viewing beef chew grass like a famished hovercraft
New Glarus in the flask
Not stoppin' ‘til it hops a perfect crescent
There’s reasons to be happy
Smile so bright, you merk a dentist
My bad, this misfit heavy handed
Two gauntlets holdin' up my veggie sandwich
Damn kid, that trusty steed might be scared of heights
Got more thoughts than you could stick inside a terabyte
Mighty morph into a dino for the paradigm, this ferris ride
Circles ‘til the butter fucking clarifies
Seeing better times than Mr. Fahrenheit
Kitten clean his plate from his mouth, he pull a herring spine
Talking sweet as Caroline
Or a window-cooling cherry pies
Beat a pussy up like Tom & Jerry fights, uh
This that Berenstain back to Berenstein
Living check to check
‘Til I’m frickin’ Twitter verified
Tabs
Yeah
[Verse]
I’m talkin' in cursive ‘cause the beer is cheap
It hurts to please, no cap
Like a geezer knee
I’m cheek to cheek with nostalgia
Fell like refer leaves
I can’t smoke, blow this pop-stand like TNT
My mental no joke, this a dark comedy
Social life a quota, I’m bein' followed, keep
Both cornea close to the chip on my shoulder
All these grown men in strollers, I pass going through motions
Balance all that I’m after
Holes in the plot like the plaster
I punch knowin' disaster had struck enough in my sleep
Enough when I eat, buddy I’m brushing my teeth
‘Til they white as the lies I tell myself to find peace
As sad as that is
I’m starin' in the mirror actin' weird to get me laughin'
Drawin' up designs again, workin' on the fashion
But nothing matters when you find the quicksand patches
Man I trip, fall backwards
In a ziplock, backwoods
Get a lick, roll, pass it 'til I’m tip toe standing
In a bathroom pantin' and I’m left arm grasping
Think it went numb, panic, knew that this would happen
God damnit
We need apps for fast food delivery
I need naps to pass time like little league
Folks spazz bout one tweet they didn’t read
And seek offense like blitz called, get off my D
Too many cooks at your favorite diner
White robes turned to MAGA hats, hail the kaiser
Don’t put your torches up ‘cause a lover of the craft
Getting morsels for his supper, but alas
Recording for the buzzards on a calf
Viewing beef chew grass like a famished hovercraft
New Glarus in the flask
Not stoppin' ‘til it hops a perfect crescent
There’s reasons to be happy
Smile so bright, you merk a dentist
My bad, this misfit heavy handed
Two gauntlets holdin' up my veggie sandwich
Damn kid, that trusty steed might be scared of heights
Got more thoughts than you could stick inside a terabyte
Mighty morph into a dino for the paradigm, this ferris ride
Circles ‘til the butter fucking clarifies
Seeing better times than Mr. Fahrenheit
Kitten clean his plate from his mouth, he pull a herring spine
Talking sweet as Caroline
Or a window-cooling cherry pies
Beat a pussy up like Tom & Jerry fights, uh
This that Berenstain back to Berenstein
Living check to check
‘Til I’m frickin’ Twitter verified
Tabs