I AM GOING TO SERIOUSLY HARM / KILL ALFO MEDIA METAPHORICALLY by TWxWKS Lyrics
[Intro: Alfo Media]
This is definitely a weird feeling right now
[Chorus: Alfo Media]
*Unintelligible*
[Verse 1: JS PUNCH]
Aye, Imma stab you in the face
Eat his bones, I don't leave no trace
Aye, Imma hang him like it's vinyl (Vinyl)
Add another body to the pile
Aye, Imma kill his wife
Take another life
I don't even know if he has a wife
But if he does then I feel bad for her
Aye, everything is not about you
Except this song
Imagine Alfo Media in a thong!
[Interlude: Minions]
*Laughter*
[Verse 2: Bruno & JS PUNCH]
This got potential, to be the end of you
Won't waste it, that'd it be crazy
But if you pick a topic interesting's on you
If it's dumb we'll come again, we ain't lazy
Yuh, take it back (take it back) 2012 (2012) [?]
Twitter follow, breh lel
2017, on YouTube, on your come up, now you lose
Now it's, 2022, and you grew up, and you're too cool
Gotta bring it back, to the old days
This like Adidon, with a couple key differences
We can't expose a secret kid or a porn star
It's not our fault you're just not very interesting
We just hurt feelings, hope you don't think we went too hard
Cause that's too hard, *mumbles*
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
[Outro: Alfo Media, JS PUNCH & Bruno]
I am going to leave you with one of my favorite pieces of writing
I met a traveller from an antique land (*Laughter*, Bro what the hell?)
Round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare (Boundless and Baird, What is you doin'?, *Laughter*)
Hadrian the restless emperor (*Laughter*)
This is definitely a weird feeling right now
[Chorus: Alfo Media]
*Unintelligible*
[Verse 1: JS PUNCH]
Aye, Imma stab you in the face
Eat his bones, I don't leave no trace
Aye, Imma hang him like it's vinyl (Vinyl)
Add another body to the pile
Aye, Imma kill his wife
Take another life
I don't even know if he has a wife
But if he does then I feel bad for her
Aye, everything is not about you
Except this song
Imagine Alfo Media in a thong!
[Interlude: Minions]
*Laughter*
[Verse 2: Bruno & JS PUNCH]
This got potential, to be the end of you
Won't waste it, that'd it be crazy
But if you pick a topic interesting's on you
If it's dumb we'll come again, we ain't lazy
Yuh, take it back (take it back) 2012 (2012) [?]
Twitter follow, breh lel
2017, on YouTube, on your come up, now you lose
Now it's, 2022, and you grew up, and you're too cool
Gotta bring it back, to the old days
This like Adidon, with a couple key differences
We can't expose a secret kid or a porn star
It's not our fault you're just not very interesting
We just hurt feelings, hope you don't think we went too hard
Cause that's too hard, *mumbles*
I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU
[Outro: Alfo Media, JS PUNCH & Bruno]
I am going to leave you with one of my favorite pieces of writing
I met a traveller from an antique land (*Laughter*, Bro what the hell?)
Round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare (Boundless and Baird, What is you doin'?, *Laughter*)
Hadrian the restless emperor (*Laughter*)