No Beer? That’s Weird by TOAD SHIT Lyrics

“Come on in guys!”
“What do you mean you’re out?”
“No more beer!”
“Wait… you don’t drink?”
“He’s straight edge or something…”
“We’re gonna have a problem!”
“FUCK THIS PLACE.”

I want that stuff that makes me squeal
A taste, a drink, a can, a meal
Give me the courage to pound back
A pack, a case, a keg, and six cold racks

No beer? That’s queer!
No beer? How weird!

“Give us some fucking beer you bastards!”
“Whoa! Take it easy guys. We’ve got it in the back”