Bone-R-Dawg by TOAD SHIT Lyrics
He’s got a boner dog
He’s got a boner dog
He takes him for a walk
He can’t do right or wrong
He’s half dog, half man
With no plans
To try to understand
Where he went right
‘Cause he’s super tight
With no leash on
And he’s ready to fight
So put your dukes up
He’s got a boner dog
He’s got a boner dog
He takes him for a walk
While we play this song
You can find him at the store
He tries on little hats
Little shorts, little shirts
Mixed with this and that
Then he makes him work
Then he makes him twerk
Makes him jerk in a circle
With a smirk, go!
Mr. Boner Dawg
Mr. Boner Dawg
He’s the one you call
When you need a right wronged
Mr. Boner Dawg
Mr. Boner Dawg
Mr. Boner Dawg
Mr. Boner Dawg
He’s got a boner dog
He’s got a boner, dawg
He’s got a boner dog
He’s got a boner, dawg
He’s got a boner dog
He takes him for a walk
He can’t do right or wrong
He’s half dog, half man
With no plans
To try to understand
Where he went right
‘Cause he’s super tight
With no leash on
And he’s ready to fight
So put your dukes up
He’s got a boner dog
He’s got a boner dog
He takes him for a walk
While we play this song
You can find him at the store
He tries on little hats
Little shorts, little shirts
Mixed with this and that
Then he makes him work
Then he makes him twerk
Makes him jerk in a circle
With a smirk, go!
Mr. Boner Dawg
Mr. Boner Dawg
He’s the one you call
When you need a right wronged
Mr. Boner Dawg
Mr. Boner Dawg
Mr. Boner Dawg
Mr. Boner Dawg
He’s got a boner dog
He’s got a boner, dawg
He’s got a boner dog
He’s got a boner, dawg