Milkman by TMM Lyrics
[Verse 1: Matt Vorsteg]
Now I grew up on a dairy farm. Milk has always been a passion of mine. Milkin' cows, milkin' goats, milkin' chickens, hell I milked everything
Now unfortunately, I was born lactose intolerant. I didn't figure it out 'till I was eight years old, when I drank a bowl of milk with my cereal before school, and threw up my Cherrios nine times in the next half hour. My parents would not let me eat breakfast after that
But I didn't let that stop me. I followed my dreams, and here I am, delivering milk to your door
[Chorus 1: Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, & Tim Henderson]
I'm the milkman
Show up in my milk van
Shake you with my milk hand
Boy I'm the milkman
Ah-oo... ah-oo
Ah-oo... milkman
[Verse 2: Matt Graber]
Now, since I was young, I've always been fascinated by hair. Long hair, short hair, orange hair, it didn't matter to me. I always wanted to cut it
By age five, I'd already trimmed the hair of the mayor, the governor, and Patrick Stewart. Did it so well, it never grew back. Decided to open my own shop after that, spinning candy cane and everything. Stuck with it all my life, and here I am today, shavin' the hair off your head
[Chorus 2: Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, & Tim Henderson]
I'm the barber
Meet you in the inner harbor
Cut the hair of the farmer
Boy I'm the barber
Ah-oo... ah-oo
Ah-oo... barber
[Verse 3: Tim Henderson]
I was born into a middle class white family. I graduated from the University of Minnesota Duluth. Growing up, we had two cars, and a garage, and I had one-and-a-half siblings. I played trumpet in sixth grade, but I immediately switched, and found my passion for the guitar. I can play three chords now. I'm the coolest guy you'll meet at campfires
Anyway, I stuck a spork in an electrical outlet, and I've been fascinated with electricity ever since
[Final Chorus: Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, & Tim Henderson]
I'm the electrician
Number one technician
Help your car get ignition
Boy I'm the electrician
Ah-oo... ah-oo
Ah-oo... electrician
Now I grew up on a dairy farm. Milk has always been a passion of mine. Milkin' cows, milkin' goats, milkin' chickens, hell I milked everything
Now unfortunately, I was born lactose intolerant. I didn't figure it out 'till I was eight years old, when I drank a bowl of milk with my cereal before school, and threw up my Cherrios nine times in the next half hour. My parents would not let me eat breakfast after that
But I didn't let that stop me. I followed my dreams, and here I am, delivering milk to your door
[Chorus 1: Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, & Tim Henderson]
I'm the milkman
Show up in my milk van
Shake you with my milk hand
Boy I'm the milkman
Ah-oo... ah-oo
Ah-oo... milkman
[Verse 2: Matt Graber]
Now, since I was young, I've always been fascinated by hair. Long hair, short hair, orange hair, it didn't matter to me. I always wanted to cut it
By age five, I'd already trimmed the hair of the mayor, the governor, and Patrick Stewart. Did it so well, it never grew back. Decided to open my own shop after that, spinning candy cane and everything. Stuck with it all my life, and here I am today, shavin' the hair off your head
[Chorus 2: Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, & Tim Henderson]
I'm the barber
Meet you in the inner harbor
Cut the hair of the farmer
Boy I'm the barber
Ah-oo... ah-oo
Ah-oo... barber
[Verse 3: Tim Henderson]
I was born into a middle class white family. I graduated from the University of Minnesota Duluth. Growing up, we had two cars, and a garage, and I had one-and-a-half siblings. I played trumpet in sixth grade, but I immediately switched, and found my passion for the guitar. I can play three chords now. I'm the coolest guy you'll meet at campfires
Anyway, I stuck a spork in an electrical outlet, and I've been fascinated with electricity ever since
[Final Chorus: Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, & Tim Henderson]
I'm the electrician
Number one technician
Help your car get ignition
Boy I'm the electrician
Ah-oo... ah-oo
Ah-oo... electrician