Nintendo hoes remix unofficial by TJXLR8 Lyrics
"so i won class clown for CHS, and um, these motherfuckers didn't put m in the year book so i'm kinda mad"
Got your boy jazzy on the beat
[verse 1 TJXLR8]
Fucking on a bitch like woah
I'ma suck her toes like huh (hating)
I feel a little sick
Maybe i'd feel better if i sucked on some, pause
I'm about to crash new bendi coup
Then i'll play some sonic on my gamecube
Fuck on a bitch, peach, no lube
Catching some liquor for the king, like it's peekaboo
Alligator on my shoes, king k rule
(?) in my sprite, leaning like a fool
Ice on my wrist, froze on a bitch i'm hella cool
You looking like a tool
I be skipping school
Catching you skinny dipping in the white folks pool
Yo yo
I just got myself a switch
Play that shit
With my dick
In your bitch
I heard you called me scrawny
I don't care cause my dick in your auntie
Can't even lie man that bitch was kinda funky
She looking like shrek
That whole time i was fucking i was looking for a donkey
[verse 2 TJXLR8]
No kong, my dick long
Pass yo momma back and forth like it's ping pong
Just had an orgy, your grandma road my dick
Like it's yoshi
Next i'ma put my fucking hands on a dyke
Hold that bitch down, smash bros
Ima spike
Like im ike
Give her my blade
Smelling fresh like i'm motherfucking glade
Then i steal your bitch, call me browser
I was fucking on a bitch for like an hour
Now i'm feeling like kanye west
Cut the power one more time
For the people in the back i'ma get a little louder
I just nutted in a sock
Had your sisters lips, wrapped around my cock
Eating on my shit like an orange, so i called that bitch daisy
Just hit my juul, now the room is looking kinda hazy
She, just, swallowed, my cum
Now you're smacking on her gums
Chasing my nut, now you look dumb
I'm walking meme bitch i put it in a song
My dick is like the master sword these bitches call me link
But i can't hit that little hoe, i know her pussy stink
[verse 3 LTZ RealName]
I’m back with the meme rap
You know i’m fucking with that
Spitting it rapid
But no paradox this time
This shit is so vapid
Fuck your bitch three times
Got ab konami cheat code flow
My i’m coming in fucking your hoe
Then i’m on the road to do another show
Like
Slowing down
Spin it around
Spitting fast as round
Nothings taking me down
Y’all fucking clowns
Can get out of my town
Or get the beat down
Aye
Aye
Man i got the potential
To be fucking successful
But just not the credentials
But i don’t i give a shit
And will be better than any of you hypocrites
Aye
Aye
[hook TJXLR8 & LTZ RealName]
I fuck nintendo hoes
I fuck nintendo hoes
Daisy peach and rosalina
Just my nut you gotta go
I fuck nintendo hoes
I fuck nintendo hoes
Daisy peach and rosalina
Just my nut you gotta go
Got your boy jazzy on the beat
[verse 1 TJXLR8]
Fucking on a bitch like woah
I'ma suck her toes like huh (hating)
I feel a little sick
Maybe i'd feel better if i sucked on some, pause
I'm about to crash new bendi coup
Then i'll play some sonic on my gamecube
Fuck on a bitch, peach, no lube
Catching some liquor for the king, like it's peekaboo
Alligator on my shoes, king k rule
(?) in my sprite, leaning like a fool
Ice on my wrist, froze on a bitch i'm hella cool
You looking like a tool
I be skipping school
Catching you skinny dipping in the white folks pool
Yo yo
I just got myself a switch
Play that shit
With my dick
In your bitch
I heard you called me scrawny
I don't care cause my dick in your auntie
Can't even lie man that bitch was kinda funky
She looking like shrek
That whole time i was fucking i was looking for a donkey
[verse 2 TJXLR8]
No kong, my dick long
Pass yo momma back and forth like it's ping pong
Just had an orgy, your grandma road my dick
Like it's yoshi
Next i'ma put my fucking hands on a dyke
Hold that bitch down, smash bros
Ima spike
Like im ike
Give her my blade
Smelling fresh like i'm motherfucking glade
Then i steal your bitch, call me browser
I was fucking on a bitch for like an hour
Now i'm feeling like kanye west
Cut the power one more time
For the people in the back i'ma get a little louder
I just nutted in a sock
Had your sisters lips, wrapped around my cock
Eating on my shit like an orange, so i called that bitch daisy
Just hit my juul, now the room is looking kinda hazy
She, just, swallowed, my cum
Now you're smacking on her gums
Chasing my nut, now you look dumb
I'm walking meme bitch i put it in a song
My dick is like the master sword these bitches call me link
But i can't hit that little hoe, i know her pussy stink
[verse 3 LTZ RealName]
I’m back with the meme rap
You know i’m fucking with that
Spitting it rapid
But no paradox this time
This shit is so vapid
Fuck your bitch three times
Got ab konami cheat code flow
My i’m coming in fucking your hoe
Then i’m on the road to do another show
Like
Slowing down
Spin it around
Spitting fast as round
Nothings taking me down
Y’all fucking clowns
Can get out of my town
Or get the beat down
Aye
Aye
Man i got the potential
To be fucking successful
But just not the credentials
But i don’t i give a shit
And will be better than any of you hypocrites
Aye
Aye
[hook TJXLR8 & LTZ RealName]
I fuck nintendo hoes
I fuck nintendo hoes
Daisy peach and rosalina
Just my nut you gotta go
I fuck nintendo hoes
I fuck nintendo hoes
Daisy peach and rosalina
Just my nut you gotta go