Virginity Is Cool by TJ Faulkner and Mason Bard Lyrics

[Intro: TJ Faulkner]
Alright, we back
Jesus Christ

[Chorus: TJ Faulkner and Mason Bard]
Virginity is Cool! (what)
Virginity is Cool! (Mr. Walton)
Virginity is Cool! (yeah)
Virginity is Cool! (abstinence)
Virginity is Cool! (what)
Virginity is Cool! (let me hear it)
Virginity is Cool! (say it again)
Virginity is Cool!

[Interlude: TJ Faulkner and Mason Bard]
Dude, I am so freaking excited for this album! It's gonna be ten times better than Meanie
Well, anything can be ten times better than Meanie when you see that trash
Well, yeah, I get that Meanie was trash but like...
I mean, there was some upside to it!
Whatever
[Chorus: TJ Faulkner and Mason Bard]
Virginity is Cool! (yeah)
Virginity is Cool! (let me hear it)
Virginity is Cool! (one last time)
Virginity is Cool! (maybe some more)

[Interlude: Mabby Iller]
This is Mabby Iller and I'm here to say that virginity is cool!

[Chorus: TJ Faulkner and Mason Bard]
Virginity is Cool! (yeah)
Virginity is Cool! (virginity)
Virginity is Cool! (just don't have sex)
Virginity is Cool! (just don't have it)

[Interlude: TJ Faulkner and Mason Bard]
Hey, Mason, if I were an olive oil I would be EXTRA VIRGIN
Virginity is freaking cool, dude

[Chorus: TJ Faulkner and Mason Bard]
Virginity is Cool! (yeah)
Virginity is Cool! (sure is)
Virginity is Cool!
Both:
Virginity is Cool! (ayy)
Virginity is Cool! (ayy)
Virginity is Cool! (let me hear it) (IGH)
Virginity is Cool! (ayy)
Virginity is Cool!
[Beat Change: TJ Faulkner and Mason Bard]
Not only are the songs gonna be so much better, but I have improved so much as a producer!
What the hell is this?
It's a conga groove in the left ear and some shakers in the right ear. Look how good at this I am!
I do not tolerate this brown trash!
Okay...
Get back to the beat!
Fine
(keyboards clacking)

[Chorus: TJ Faulkner and Mason Bard]
Virginity is Cool!
Virginity is Cool!
Virginity is Cool! (IGH)
Virginity is Cool!
Virginity is Cool!
Virginity is Cool
Virginity is Cool. (you know it)
Virginity is Cool. (say the lines)
Virginity

[Outro: TJ Faulkner and Captain Shull]
Hey, Captain Shull, uh, one quick question:
Is virginity cool?
(trying to hold back laughter)
TOTALLY
(laughter)