The Clickbait King by THEO33 Lyrics
You bullied me for playing with Lego
But I don't play, I just make a video
Flexing on us with your PlayStation 3 and Nintendo 64
Calling us poor, man, don't you know there's a PS4!
Called me "Theo Pube"
Is that because I have more than you?
You'll probably have to get fed through a tube
Once I'm finished with you
You say that I said the n-word, but I didn't, can't you tell?
And you heiled Hitler, but you're a Jehova's Witness (what the hell!?)
If you knock on my door and try to convert me to your religion
Well, guess what? I'll make you look like a pigeon!
You've made fun of people if they are fat
But you're fat as well, and you used to act like a cat
You've made fun of people who are gay, bi or trans
What the hell man, you look like you lure kids into vans
And you look like a pervert, enough said
You said I sent something around the school
But I didn't, why are you such a fool?
Why have you got so many different channels?
Because you suck? Yeah, that's what I thought
What's wrong with someone being trans?
Are you the leader of the transphobic Ku Klux Klan?
Or are you just a neo-Nazi?
Hmmm? (probably)
What's your favourite diss track from history?
Is it "Little Boy" by Olajide Olatunji?
Nah, I think "No Vaseline" by Ice Cube would suit you
Why? Because it discriminates against a Jew!
You're a wannabe KSI with your bandana
And you are the worst ever rapper
What's wrong with people being bi?
Like me, all I wanted to do was say "Hi"
Yes my bars aren't very good
But neither are yours, why do you act like you're from the hood!?
Stop making fun of people with special needs
Just 'cause you want to make me bleed
In fact, I'll be a little bit more specific
I've got my diagnosis for being Autistic
I tried to suffocate myself with a belt
Why? 'Cause of you, you flipping melt!
You're a bully, you ruined my life more than my step-dad did
And he was a full blown alcoholic and drug addict
But you already knew that, didn't you?
'Cause you bullied me about that stuff too
You called me gay, but you were wrong
In fact I'm bisexual and terrible at ping pong
Why would I say the n-word when I have family who are black?
Hmm? You're wack!
Maybe all you need is some Viagra
Don't worry, come back to Etonbury and someone will spike ya
Drink while you're on a school trip to Berlin
Oh wait..they already did!
And the spiker only got two days suspension
For a crime that gets ten years in prison
What the hell Etonbury Academy
I think you need to rethink your bullying policy
Jake, you're one of the reasons that I'm depressed
And all this stuff has got me stressed
I guess I am a retard, as retarded means slow
And I run like the world is in slow-mo
But at least I admit to it
Unlike you, you don't admit one bit
Me, I tell the truth, I don't lie
Hang on, didn't you compare yourself to PewDiePie?
Well, you both have said the n-word
And you, you're really quite absurd
You're for all kinds of discrimination
"Uh uh". Then why in year seven geography did you say that our school should have black and white segregation?
Hmm? Yep, that's what I though
No answer 'cause you know you got caught!
I tried to kill myself four times
Why? Partly because of your dumbass rhymes
You're really dumb, just like RiceGum
And the worst thing is, you probably still suck your thumb
Like I said before
My rhymes aren't very good, but you act like you're four
You really think you're the best
But you made fun out of my mum dying from cardiac arrest!
Do you honestly think you're the best at everything?
'Cause to me, it seems like you're only the best at being the Clickbait King
Well, I'm pretty much done
Isn't it a shame that I don't have a gun?
I'd shoot you in the head *GUN SHOT*
Just like that, DEAD!
This ain't Minecraft, Jake, and it certainly ain't a mod
Think not, why be the Clickbait King, when you can be the Clickbait God?
But I don't play, I just make a video
Flexing on us with your PlayStation 3 and Nintendo 64
Calling us poor, man, don't you know there's a PS4!
Called me "Theo Pube"
Is that because I have more than you?
You'll probably have to get fed through a tube
Once I'm finished with you
You say that I said the n-word, but I didn't, can't you tell?
And you heiled Hitler, but you're a Jehova's Witness (what the hell!?)
If you knock on my door and try to convert me to your religion
Well, guess what? I'll make you look like a pigeon!
You've made fun of people if they are fat
But you're fat as well, and you used to act like a cat
You've made fun of people who are gay, bi or trans
What the hell man, you look like you lure kids into vans
And you look like a pervert, enough said
You said I sent something around the school
But I didn't, why are you such a fool?
Why have you got so many different channels?
Because you suck? Yeah, that's what I thought
What's wrong with someone being trans?
Are you the leader of the transphobic Ku Klux Klan?
Or are you just a neo-Nazi?
Hmmm? (probably)
What's your favourite diss track from history?
Is it "Little Boy" by Olajide Olatunji?
Nah, I think "No Vaseline" by Ice Cube would suit you
Why? Because it discriminates against a Jew!
You're a wannabe KSI with your bandana
And you are the worst ever rapper
What's wrong with people being bi?
Like me, all I wanted to do was say "Hi"
Yes my bars aren't very good
But neither are yours, why do you act like you're from the hood!?
Stop making fun of people with special needs
Just 'cause you want to make me bleed
In fact, I'll be a little bit more specific
I've got my diagnosis for being Autistic
I tried to suffocate myself with a belt
Why? 'Cause of you, you flipping melt!
You're a bully, you ruined my life more than my step-dad did
And he was a full blown alcoholic and drug addict
But you already knew that, didn't you?
'Cause you bullied me about that stuff too
You called me gay, but you were wrong
In fact I'm bisexual and terrible at ping pong
Why would I say the n-word when I have family who are black?
Hmm? You're wack!
Maybe all you need is some Viagra
Don't worry, come back to Etonbury and someone will spike ya
Drink while you're on a school trip to Berlin
Oh wait..they already did!
And the spiker only got two days suspension
For a crime that gets ten years in prison
What the hell Etonbury Academy
I think you need to rethink your bullying policy
Jake, you're one of the reasons that I'm depressed
And all this stuff has got me stressed
I guess I am a retard, as retarded means slow
And I run like the world is in slow-mo
But at least I admit to it
Unlike you, you don't admit one bit
Me, I tell the truth, I don't lie
Hang on, didn't you compare yourself to PewDiePie?
Well, you both have said the n-word
And you, you're really quite absurd
You're for all kinds of discrimination
"Uh uh". Then why in year seven geography did you say that our school should have black and white segregation?
Hmm? Yep, that's what I though
No answer 'cause you know you got caught!
I tried to kill myself four times
Why? Partly because of your dumbass rhymes
You're really dumb, just like RiceGum
And the worst thing is, you probably still suck your thumb
Like I said before
My rhymes aren't very good, but you act like you're four
You really think you're the best
But you made fun out of my mum dying from cardiac arrest!
Do you honestly think you're the best at everything?
'Cause to me, it seems like you're only the best at being the Clickbait King
Well, I'm pretty much done
Isn't it a shame that I don't have a gun?
I'd shoot you in the head *GUN SHOT*
Just like that, DEAD!
This ain't Minecraft, Jake, and it certainly ain't a mod
Think not, why be the Clickbait King, when you can be the Clickbait God?