Its Better Being Gay by THE COCKS Lyrics

We love the boys in the UFC
(It's Better Being Gay!)
Uncut Latinos in BVDs
(It's Better Being Gay!)
Nights in Weho in a sailor suit
(It's Better Being Gay!)
First bend over — then salute!
(It's Better Being Gay!)

Your clothes are better, you remember birthdays
You know the wine to drink with fish
Property values go up when you're around
And you always know the latest dish

A Twink, a DILF, a Chubb or a Stud
(It's Better Being Gay!)
It's all good as long as you like pud
(It's Better Being Gay!)
Tapas parties 'n Thank-You notes
(It's Better Being Gay!)
Wearing a thong on the Pride Day float
(It's Better Being Gay!)
You can be a waiter or a flight attendant
Or the CEO of a technology firm
Be an event planner or a four-star general
Or make an energy drink out of sperm

No shirt no shoes free shoes free service — ALL NIGHT!
(It's Better Being Gay!)
Your tongue may be loose but your butt is real tight
(It's Better Being Gay!)
A bear ain't a thing that you find in the woods
(It's Better Being Gay!)
Your Mama won't get it but your Daddy would
(It's Better Being Gay!)

You're voted Best Dressed you're a real great dancer
And all the girls ask for blowjob advice
They tell you how small their boyfriend's dick is
And you laugh about it all night

John Waters, Divine, and Mink Stole
(It's Better Being Gay!)
Hangin' out nights by a glory hole
(It's Better Being Gay!)
Spacey, Travolta, and you know who
(It's Better Being Gay!)
Doing more blow than Motley Crue!
It's Better Being Gay!
It's Better Being Gay!
It's Better Being Gay!
It's Better Being Gay!
Fuck you!