Not So Fresh by THC Positive Lyrics
{Verse 1}
Listen I don't want no itchy dicky I'm not that silly
My willy is really picky I wrap it up with trojan ecstasy
If you be smelling fishy
You better be freaky or all golden honey
Not just pretty
Otherwise you won't even get next to me
No amount of whiskey will have me asking if your Monika lewinsky
Oh
And typically I don't tipsy
I'm the one strictly smoking like a chimney, packing a philly with that sticky icky
I ain't no rookie, you can call me the trippy hippy
Whether your a stick chick in Abercrombie & Fitch
Or a thick b**ch dressed in all leather with curvy hips
I got the slick d**k for any plastic or basic b**ch
I'll flick the clit making you moan at a highеr pitch than the Dixie chicks
I'll have you squirting likе a shitty water faucet
When you grip the tip licking away the drip
You'll ask me if this white chocolate
Ironically you'll be able to recite the full album Nas Illmatic
To put it simply you'll wish you was a full blown catholic
{End Verse 1}
The feeling must be tragic when your a sex addict
F**king like a jack rabbit & can't seem to break the habit
A classic ratchet can be spot in traffic
Sorry to be graphic, but they'll even toss your salad
Wanna reveal the magic
Take a black light to their bed fabric
That should make you leave in a panic
Never forget how std's are handed
You don't wanna be stuck flaccid & smelling all rancid
{Hook 1}
I know I never had the best grades
But
At least I never worn
Louis V fakes
I'm the one who steals your dates
Your the one who leaves & masturbates
Got on them Gucci shades & them rattlesnakes Versace suedes
This groupie has so much booty her coochie covers my face
I ain't no goofy, stay bougie till my soul dissipates
I always make them right upgrades
{Verse 2}
I will always fancy
A classy down ass baddie
One that can roll a fatty & has an ass that smells like candy
Lets go smoke a doobie & try to defy gravity
We can even rob banks, swimming in cash like Clyde & Bonnie
You gotta carry weight through the valley & bring back every last penny
I heard its always sunny in Cali & the flowers be mad gassy
Lets take a trip to the bay we don't even need a taxi
No rolling around in something trashy
It'll be a Lambo or Caddy
I'm not usually flashy, but we sure as hell won't look ratty
My life's like a movie that many envy
So if you wanna come along the journey there's no room for jealousy
This ain't no fairytale like the great Gatsby
To tell family, sadly I'll end up dead in an alley
Always moving carefully, otherwise I could catch a felony
But there's money in this industry for a sacrifice of your sanity
To change your mentality is truly a specialty
{End Verse 2}
For most its to heavy living a lifestyle that is deadly
I've seen someone get their pinky chopped off with a machete
It depends on how desperately you need or want that money
Its a feeding frenzy out there, so its best to be stealthy
Otherwise your body could be the one on the floor all bloody
To be wealthy and own cars like a Bentley this can't be a hobby
Baby take a ride with me and show me the beauty of loyalty
I'll show you the recipe to flip broccoli into a Maserati
{Hook 2}
I know I never had the best grades
But
At least I never worn
Louis V fakes
I'm the one who steals your dates
Your the one who leaves & masturbates
Got on them Gucci shades & them rattlesnakes Versace suedes
This groupie has so much booty her coochie covers my face
I ain't no goofy, stay bougie till my soul dissipates
I always make them right upgrades
Listen I don't want no itchy dicky I'm not that silly
My willy is really picky I wrap it up with trojan ecstasy
If you be smelling fishy
You better be freaky or all golden honey
Not just pretty
Otherwise you won't even get next to me
No amount of whiskey will have me asking if your Monika lewinsky
Oh
And typically I don't tipsy
I'm the one strictly smoking like a chimney, packing a philly with that sticky icky
I ain't no rookie, you can call me the trippy hippy
Whether your a stick chick in Abercrombie & Fitch
Or a thick b**ch dressed in all leather with curvy hips
I got the slick d**k for any plastic or basic b**ch
I'll flick the clit making you moan at a highеr pitch than the Dixie chicks
I'll have you squirting likе a shitty water faucet
When you grip the tip licking away the drip
You'll ask me if this white chocolate
Ironically you'll be able to recite the full album Nas Illmatic
To put it simply you'll wish you was a full blown catholic
{End Verse 1}
The feeling must be tragic when your a sex addict
F**king like a jack rabbit & can't seem to break the habit
A classic ratchet can be spot in traffic
Sorry to be graphic, but they'll even toss your salad
Wanna reveal the magic
Take a black light to their bed fabric
That should make you leave in a panic
Never forget how std's are handed
You don't wanna be stuck flaccid & smelling all rancid
{Hook 1}
I know I never had the best grades
But
At least I never worn
Louis V fakes
I'm the one who steals your dates
Your the one who leaves & masturbates
Got on them Gucci shades & them rattlesnakes Versace suedes
This groupie has so much booty her coochie covers my face
I ain't no goofy, stay bougie till my soul dissipates
I always make them right upgrades
{Verse 2}
I will always fancy
A classy down ass baddie
One that can roll a fatty & has an ass that smells like candy
Lets go smoke a doobie & try to defy gravity
We can even rob banks, swimming in cash like Clyde & Bonnie
You gotta carry weight through the valley & bring back every last penny
I heard its always sunny in Cali & the flowers be mad gassy
Lets take a trip to the bay we don't even need a taxi
No rolling around in something trashy
It'll be a Lambo or Caddy
I'm not usually flashy, but we sure as hell won't look ratty
My life's like a movie that many envy
So if you wanna come along the journey there's no room for jealousy
This ain't no fairytale like the great Gatsby
To tell family, sadly I'll end up dead in an alley
Always moving carefully, otherwise I could catch a felony
But there's money in this industry for a sacrifice of your sanity
To change your mentality is truly a specialty
{End Verse 2}
For most its to heavy living a lifestyle that is deadly
I've seen someone get their pinky chopped off with a machete
It depends on how desperately you need or want that money
Its a feeding frenzy out there, so its best to be stealthy
Otherwise your body could be the one on the floor all bloody
To be wealthy and own cars like a Bentley this can't be a hobby
Baby take a ride with me and show me the beauty of loyalty
I'll show you the recipe to flip broccoli into a Maserati
{Hook 2}
I know I never had the best grades
But
At least I never worn
Louis V fakes
I'm the one who steals your dates
Your the one who leaves & masturbates
Got on them Gucci shades & them rattlesnakes Versace suedes
This groupie has so much booty her coochie covers my face
I ain't no goofy, stay bougie till my soul dissipates
I always make them right upgrades