No Phone Needed by TGiH Lyrics
[Bridge: Jared]
I don't mean to start no shit
And I really hate to admit but
I'm only being real when I say nobody wants to hear Eddy Droza rap
($cott): nope
Every song just sounds like crap
Mumble on the beat what's good with that
Quit the shit talking get out my way
Your rap career ends on Halloween Day
[Verse 1: Mixy]
I'm way up in the club bitch it's too packed
Rather be up in the crib smoking a pack
In the jeep, it's all black
If real shit is dead then I'm bringing it back
I'm a young Picasso
Homie I got a hot flow
The 13th apostle
I'm sauced up
You know how that shit go
I could bring my piece like show and tell
I wish a nigga would like a well
Finally vicious, fuck a well wisher and his sister too
You niggas can't get a clue
I'm tired of paying these niggas bills
I'm so tired of boost mobile rappers with no skill
TGiH we going in for the kill
45 second ima do this for real
Someone tell my why a nigga who raps off an android told me my shit is wack
How's a nigga who raps on his high school news station gonna talk smack
Droza your beats are whack
You sent a diss track now you bouta get smacked
You look like Cheddar Bob mixed with a rat
You look like a white trash crack addict with that mustache I've had it
Yago... the only time you bust a nut is in a sock
Hot dog ass nigga with a fohawk
You probably stalking me cause you're into my cock
I wonder what's stopping me from sending shots at ya block
Say the word and I'll stop
You're the weakest man you ain't even hot
Sub par raps and shitty production
You ain't even up in the function
I'm really eating like a luncheon I'm in the streets stunting maybe you could learn something
As for Lucas, I shouldn't even mention you
I'm in a different dimension than you
You don't even rap
You in the back flexing but you ain't even strapped
Stay off Twitter you don't wanna get clapped
[Verse 2: David]
Uh, everybody stand up for the man
David Celestin my full name Yago yes that is who I am
Droza don't worry dude I call myself a true fan
Ha...ha that was just a joke bro
Stop mumbling in your raps it just makes you sound slow
Went up on flyer news now you gave yourself four foes
And the fans we have piling on with us
How you gon get on T.V. man and just try to diss us
After you did there are some things I have to discuss
I just wanna say that it's a fact you really missed us
Can't even memorize your lines boy that shit sus
Brought the whole crew looked like you stepped off the damn short bus
It seems like you could've used a couple extra days before you got up there so you could figure out what you're gonna say
I heard it took 40 takes just to get it right once
You should find another career you're a certified dunce
Kennedy told you before you get up there don't use any profanity
Because an administrator might see and call your mommy and I bet she won't be happy
Your rap reminds me of Porkey, Tweety, and Daffy
That shit for people that's still eating Laffy Taffy
Who's that behind you yep that's me
I got a call I heard Droza withdrew his name from rap
All your talent has been extracted
So now please subtract
You're career minus your talent
All you get is a nigga that's chemically imbalanced
I hold the chalice
Sitting on the throne now and I'm sipping from it
In the cup is lizard juice I had to gut it
I really fucked you up so you had better shut it
[Verse 3: Jared]
Everybody listen closely
Droza's tryna roast me
Finally vicious bitch but you forgot who the most be
Money to the ceiling yeah bitch I just made a million
Got these hoes catching feelings but I ain't feel like dealing
What the fucks up with that, that shits whack
I could write a better rap with a pen on Yago's back, your dick in his ass
Tryna come up on the fucking Flyers News, check the views
Put our songs online and they blow up on YouTube
How many takes it take you just to get those lyrics right
40 something, well alright, I just won't pass the mic
I guess I shouldn't even worry bout a diss back
By the time it's recorded I'll be 80 and have quit rap
I just don't think you understand we got more fans
And we don't even have a single because I'm the fucking man
And that's just how shit goes, just thought I'd let you know
You literally look like a lizard dude, that shit must blow
I noticed you look really nervous in that video
You read your lines straight off your Sidekick from T-Mobile
Now I'll move on before you go cry to your mom
And tell her me and my crew raped you on a mother fucking song
No phone needed
[Verse 4: $cott]
TGiH about to put Droza down
Someone please tell me why we fuck with this clown
Only room for one group of white rappers in this town
It's clear who's the best so you better fall back
Cause we're ready for attack now we're coming at you with a diss track
Suggest you grab a chair cause I'm telling you you rap like a build a bear
And there's no one in this world that you can ever scare
TGiH against you doesn't seem fair
So you better be cautious and aware
While you're at it grab a razor shave your chin cause it looks like pubic hair
Yeah you're up on Flyer's News just begging for some views
While TGiH is out here making world news
Setting off a bomb that you can surely not diffuse
No one even knows what Droza said
Reading off his phone mumbling like a fucking sped
While he's giving Yago head
Dreaming bout what they gon do tonight in bed
Now I'm walking down the halls when paparazzi stop me
Tyna put me in the hot seat
But I tell them I don't know shit about this
Til I seen your ass on T.V. tryna throw a diss
So it's time to dismiss
Eddie Droza leave the rap game you won't be missed
[Outro: $cott]
Yeah no one even knows your name
But still you out here chasing fame
And still you out here acting lame
With no one but yourself to blame
Now remember you're the one who lit this flame
I don't mean to start no shit
And I really hate to admit but
I'm only being real when I say nobody wants to hear Eddy Droza rap
($cott): nope
Every song just sounds like crap
Mumble on the beat what's good with that
Quit the shit talking get out my way
Your rap career ends on Halloween Day
[Verse 1: Mixy]
I'm way up in the club bitch it's too packed
Rather be up in the crib smoking a pack
In the jeep, it's all black
If real shit is dead then I'm bringing it back
I'm a young Picasso
Homie I got a hot flow
The 13th apostle
I'm sauced up
You know how that shit go
I could bring my piece like show and tell
I wish a nigga would like a well
Finally vicious, fuck a well wisher and his sister too
You niggas can't get a clue
I'm tired of paying these niggas bills
I'm so tired of boost mobile rappers with no skill
TGiH we going in for the kill
45 second ima do this for real
Someone tell my why a nigga who raps off an android told me my shit is wack
How's a nigga who raps on his high school news station gonna talk smack
Droza your beats are whack
You sent a diss track now you bouta get smacked
You look like Cheddar Bob mixed with a rat
You look like a white trash crack addict with that mustache I've had it
Yago... the only time you bust a nut is in a sock
Hot dog ass nigga with a fohawk
You probably stalking me cause you're into my cock
I wonder what's stopping me from sending shots at ya block
Say the word and I'll stop
You're the weakest man you ain't even hot
Sub par raps and shitty production
You ain't even up in the function
I'm really eating like a luncheon I'm in the streets stunting maybe you could learn something
As for Lucas, I shouldn't even mention you
I'm in a different dimension than you
You don't even rap
You in the back flexing but you ain't even strapped
Stay off Twitter you don't wanna get clapped
[Verse 2: David]
Uh, everybody stand up for the man
David Celestin my full name Yago yes that is who I am
Droza don't worry dude I call myself a true fan
Ha...ha that was just a joke bro
Stop mumbling in your raps it just makes you sound slow
Went up on flyer news now you gave yourself four foes
And the fans we have piling on with us
How you gon get on T.V. man and just try to diss us
After you did there are some things I have to discuss
I just wanna say that it's a fact you really missed us
Can't even memorize your lines boy that shit sus
Brought the whole crew looked like you stepped off the damn short bus
It seems like you could've used a couple extra days before you got up there so you could figure out what you're gonna say
I heard it took 40 takes just to get it right once
You should find another career you're a certified dunce
Kennedy told you before you get up there don't use any profanity
Because an administrator might see and call your mommy and I bet she won't be happy
Your rap reminds me of Porkey, Tweety, and Daffy
That shit for people that's still eating Laffy Taffy
Who's that behind you yep that's me
I got a call I heard Droza withdrew his name from rap
All your talent has been extracted
So now please subtract
You're career minus your talent
All you get is a nigga that's chemically imbalanced
I hold the chalice
Sitting on the throne now and I'm sipping from it
In the cup is lizard juice I had to gut it
I really fucked you up so you had better shut it
[Verse 3: Jared]
Everybody listen closely
Droza's tryna roast me
Finally vicious bitch but you forgot who the most be
Money to the ceiling yeah bitch I just made a million
Got these hoes catching feelings but I ain't feel like dealing
What the fucks up with that, that shits whack
I could write a better rap with a pen on Yago's back, your dick in his ass
Tryna come up on the fucking Flyers News, check the views
Put our songs online and they blow up on YouTube
How many takes it take you just to get those lyrics right
40 something, well alright, I just won't pass the mic
I guess I shouldn't even worry bout a diss back
By the time it's recorded I'll be 80 and have quit rap
I just don't think you understand we got more fans
And we don't even have a single because I'm the fucking man
And that's just how shit goes, just thought I'd let you know
You literally look like a lizard dude, that shit must blow
I noticed you look really nervous in that video
You read your lines straight off your Sidekick from T-Mobile
Now I'll move on before you go cry to your mom
And tell her me and my crew raped you on a mother fucking song
No phone needed
[Verse 4: $cott]
TGiH about to put Droza down
Someone please tell me why we fuck with this clown
Only room for one group of white rappers in this town
It's clear who's the best so you better fall back
Cause we're ready for attack now we're coming at you with a diss track
Suggest you grab a chair cause I'm telling you you rap like a build a bear
And there's no one in this world that you can ever scare
TGiH against you doesn't seem fair
So you better be cautious and aware
While you're at it grab a razor shave your chin cause it looks like pubic hair
Yeah you're up on Flyer's News just begging for some views
While TGiH is out here making world news
Setting off a bomb that you can surely not diffuse
No one even knows what Droza said
Reading off his phone mumbling like a fucking sped
While he's giving Yago head
Dreaming bout what they gon do tonight in bed
Now I'm walking down the halls when paparazzi stop me
Tyna put me in the hot seat
But I tell them I don't know shit about this
Til I seen your ass on T.V. tryna throw a diss
So it's time to dismiss
Eddie Droza leave the rap game you won't be missed
[Outro: $cott]
Yeah no one even knows your name
But still you out here chasing fame
And still you out here acting lame
With no one but yourself to blame
Now remember you're the one who lit this flame