Queer Life by TGC Collective 8 Lyrics
[PRE-Chorus: Le Baby]
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi (Thom)
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi
[VERSE 1: Walter]
Fuck the government, y’all are overpaid (overpaid)
From the Maxi palettes, yeah I was made (I was made)
Salary 13,25, that’s an upgrade (upgrade)
Don’t need that PCUE, I was self-made (self-made)
Say Thomas Gros Cul, see me on your block (grrrrr)
You know Big Thom do that crip walk (crip crip)
Finna make me pull up with the Thom Glock (brrrr)
Time never ticking on the Thom Clock (drip drip)
[PRE-Chorus: Le Baby]
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi (Thom!)
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi
[VERSE 2: Philifart]
Thomas Sabou on the fucking track
I be at the Maxi getting racks
I be deadlifting with the whole staff
BLM is so funny, yeah I fuckin laugh
Troubled queer twerking on my truck
Pullin Charapovs, I be droppin bombs fuck
I am physically unable to smile or laugh
I don’t ever wanna see a Mas photograph
[VERSE 3: Le Baby]
Integrals, I fuck with that, Turn it up (up up)
Calculus, I french with that, I was hard (big thom is too hard)
Ruski sounds, I’m about that trappy trappy (trap shiet)
When I join Discord I’m never happy happy (grumpy mas)
("discord sound")
Someone joined the call, fuck this fuckin sound (Its queer)
Spyin on these hypocrites like I’m Jason Bourne (Jason Bourne)
Right click, bannin these salopes, evidence I found
Now I’m pissed, leave the call and go watch some porn
Adam Sandler, what a shitty actor (on s’en caliss)
For my anger gym and Pokefucks are a factor
Yandere ain't no competition I be bannin faster (right click right click)
If a 16 yo pute text me, Imma smack her (smack that bitch)
[VERSE 4: Hywhy]
Pull up on them kids like Creepy Uncle Joe
They be in deeper shit than Justin Trudeau
BLM should be banned like US Tiktoks
Washington Post suckin CCP’s cock
I be keepin them libs so far from me
Like Democrats pushin Bernie from the DNC
I ain’t like Trump but he better than Hillary
Talk shit bout Donald and I’ll make your life a misery
[VERSE 5: Épifart]
(uhh)
“Old up, old up can we switch la langue”
Quobec icitte, fuck le Canada
(ayy ayy ayy)
Thomas Gros Cul, Coma tortue
Yoga salut, le gars abuse (abuse)
En pose statue, sona il sue
Vodka refuse, cola vendu
Et oui maxi, anecdote racconte (uh uh)
Commis, au bout d’un an oprah bank account (it's litt)
Spotify c’est encore trop cher
Mon salaire PIB du Niger ayy
Au 8702 tous ses plantain je les digère
Pause alal avant de facer, les étagères
Les cassières ne voit qu’mon ass quand j’marche de côté
Dora the explorer, cho!
Moi c’est thomas
J’pas croyant mais
Pas d’sexe avant l mariage (cho!)
Il pop au gym yea coucou
Jamais slim comme Sabou
Fuck gym shark pc merch dans mon eye sight (it's queer)
Straight net, mais c’est quoi ca les trans rights?!
"I don’t fuck with the mainstream
Thoma sheeeesh tu peux pas dire ca ?!"
(Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!)
[PRE-Chorus: Le Baby]
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi (Thom!)
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi (Thom!)
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi (Thom)
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi
[VERSE 1: Walter]
Fuck the government, y’all are overpaid (overpaid)
From the Maxi palettes, yeah I was made (I was made)
Salary 13,25, that’s an upgrade (upgrade)
Don’t need that PCUE, I was self-made (self-made)
Say Thomas Gros Cul, see me on your block (grrrrr)
You know Big Thom do that crip walk (crip crip)
Finna make me pull up with the Thom Glock (brrrr)
Time never ticking on the Thom Clock (drip drip)
[PRE-Chorus: Le Baby]
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi (Thom!)
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi
[VERSE 2: Philifart]
Thomas Sabou on the fucking track
I be at the Maxi getting racks
I be deadlifting with the whole staff
BLM is so funny, yeah I fuckin laugh
Troubled queer twerking on my truck
Pullin Charapovs, I be droppin bombs fuck
I am physically unable to smile or laugh
I don’t ever wanna see a Mas photograph
[VERSE 3: Le Baby]
Integrals, I fuck with that, Turn it up (up up)
Calculus, I french with that, I was hard (big thom is too hard)
Ruski sounds, I’m about that trappy trappy (trap shiet)
When I join Discord I’m never happy happy (grumpy mas)
("discord sound")
Someone joined the call, fuck this fuckin sound (Its queer)
Spyin on these hypocrites like I’m Jason Bourne (Jason Bourne)
Right click, bannin these salopes, evidence I found
Now I’m pissed, leave the call and go watch some porn
Adam Sandler, what a shitty actor (on s’en caliss)
For my anger gym and Pokefucks are a factor
Yandere ain't no competition I be bannin faster (right click right click)
If a 16 yo pute text me, Imma smack her (smack that bitch)
[VERSE 4: Hywhy]
Pull up on them kids like Creepy Uncle Joe
They be in deeper shit than Justin Trudeau
BLM should be banned like US Tiktoks
Washington Post suckin CCP’s cock
I be keepin them libs so far from me
Like Democrats pushin Bernie from the DNC
I ain’t like Trump but he better than Hillary
Talk shit bout Donald and I’ll make your life a misery
[VERSE 5: Épifart]
(uhh)
“Old up, old up can we switch la langue”
Quobec icitte, fuck le Canada
(ayy ayy ayy)
Thomas Gros Cul, Coma tortue
Yoga salut, le gars abuse (abuse)
En pose statue, sona il sue
Vodka refuse, cola vendu
Et oui maxi, anecdote racconte (uh uh)
Commis, au bout d’un an oprah bank account (it's litt)
Spotify c’est encore trop cher
Mon salaire PIB du Niger ayy
Au 8702 tous ses plantain je les digère
Pause alal avant de facer, les étagères
Les cassières ne voit qu’mon ass quand j’marche de côté
Dora the explorer, cho!
Moi c’est thomas
J’pas croyant mais
Pas d’sexe avant l mariage (cho!)
Il pop au gym yea coucou
Jamais slim comme Sabou
Fuck gym shark pc merch dans mon eye sight (it's queer)
Straight net, mais c’est quoi ca les trans rights?!
"I don’t fuck with the mainstream
Thoma sheeeesh tu peux pas dire ca ?!"
(Thomas! Thomas! Thomas! Thomas!)
[PRE-Chorus: Le Baby]
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi (Thom!)
Wake my ass up go to Maxi
I be riding in the backseat
I be sitting there with the frozen meat
I be twerking in the taxi (Thom!)