Sallie Mae Wilcox: Ramblings Of A Suitor by TAB The Band Lyrics

[Verse 1]
OK!
Hello!

Just gonna talk for a little bit
About a young girl named Sallie Mae
Whose pants were on fire
She walked like a duck
And she talked like a chuck
I couldn't believe the first time I saw her
Uh-huh
She tasted like pants
When she did her little dance
I couldn't deceive her
But I'd never believe her
And if she said I can't believe
That you're the one
The one that I'm gonna believe in
Uh-huh

[Chorus]
I don't wanna leave it
I don't wanna see it
I don't wanna believe ya's
I won't and I'm lyin'
I don't wanna leave it
I don't wanna see it
I don't wanna believe ya's
I don't and I'm lyin'
[Verse 2]
Now everyone's just talkin'
Walkin' real slow
I said I don't know baby
That's not how it goes
I said "Hey
Well that looks like me"
Well it's just me lookin' at your knee
Every time I stopped it
Oh the posters are real nice and uh
The soldiers are real dicey and uh
I play the game just like you play the game
Ah, she lookin' like a cog and then she
She lookin' like a dog and uh
I can't believe it but I said
I don't mind
Yeah!

[Chorus]
I don't wanna leave it
I don't wanna see it
I don't wanna believe ya's
I won't and I'm lyin'
I don't wanna leave it
I don't wanna see it
I don't wanna believe ya's
I don't and I'm lyin'
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[Bridge]
She sold me a lie and she said she had time of the goal
She walkin' and I'm talkin' and I can't seem to help for her load
I'm gonna give it everything I got but no one to see but the Lord
No!
I said I walk quick 2 4 5 6 9 10 11 12, and I'm gone

[Verse 3]
I said to the wife
That I told her twice
I said I ain't gonna leave you
No matter what
She said "I don't believe you!
I think you're a deceiver!
I can't believe it
I can't believe it!"
Wow!

[Chorus]
I don't wanna leave ya
I don't wanna see ya
I don't wanna believe ya's
I don't and I'm lyin'
I don't wanna leave ya
I don't wanna see ya
I don't wanna believe ya's
I'll walk your way
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Wah-hah-whoa-oh
Wah-hah-whoa-oh
Wah-hah-whoa-oh, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Wah-hah-whoa-oh, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh!
[Inaudible]
I didn't want
I didn't want
I didn't want
Whoa!
Oh yay