I Dont Like Water by T3rpa Lyrics
(I don’t like water)
Splashing all day
Gettin up inside my butthole when I use a bidet
(I don’t like water)
It always leave me so groggy
And when I go to McDaniels it makes my nuggets all soggy
I don’t like fuckin' with water, ay
You think yer hot, bitch, I’m hotter, ay
Pull up to scrap on my chopper, ay
Bitch runs on oil, not water, ay
10% ethanol, 10% cock’n’ball
Torture, 80% I never cared at all
When I cum I fill up both of my socks
Yer hands lookin slippy, I’ll grab you some chalk
Don’t like three inches, then bitch take a walk
But throw water at me, then yer tasting my Glock
That shit be squirmy, pull up like a wormy
Chill out then get flirty get down do me dirty
This bitch is squirty, but that makes me hurty
You come to termy, that I ain’t submergy
I fuck with you, I fuck with your crew
All kinds of other shit I’d fuck with too
I fuck on yer wife, I fuck on yer daughter
But bitch, you know I’m never fucking with water
(I don’t like water)
Splashing all day
Gettin' up inside my butthole when I use a bidet
(I don’t like water)
It always leave me so groggy
And when I go to McDaniels it makes my nuggets all soggy
You know when I’m drinkin' I’m thinkin ‘bout this inklin’
Of a feeling that the drink I’m drinking here is insufficient
Got this beverage leverage over fellas with malevolence
Cause I’m the realest kid that liquid’s ever had to deal with (What??)
You know that when I say I’ve got a flow
I’m never ever ever never talkin' H2O
I’ve got an ocean phobia, a fear of lakes and streams
Turn the faucet all the way off but still water haunts my dreams, y’all
(I don’t like water)
Splashing all day
Gettin' up inside my butthole when I use a bidet
(I don’t like water)
It always leave me so groggy
And when I go to McDaniels it makes my nuggets all soggy
(I don’t like water)
It’s splishing and splashing
When it gets on the road you know my car will be crashing
(I don’t like water)
I’m sorry Jason Mamoa
But I’ve been to Atlantis and I don’t want any mo’
Splashing all day
Gettin up inside my butthole when I use a bidet
(I don’t like water)
It always leave me so groggy
And when I go to McDaniels it makes my nuggets all soggy
I don’t like fuckin' with water, ay
You think yer hot, bitch, I’m hotter, ay
Pull up to scrap on my chopper, ay
Bitch runs on oil, not water, ay
10% ethanol, 10% cock’n’ball
Torture, 80% I never cared at all
When I cum I fill up both of my socks
Yer hands lookin slippy, I’ll grab you some chalk
Don’t like three inches, then bitch take a walk
But throw water at me, then yer tasting my Glock
That shit be squirmy, pull up like a wormy
Chill out then get flirty get down do me dirty
This bitch is squirty, but that makes me hurty
You come to termy, that I ain’t submergy
I fuck with you, I fuck with your crew
All kinds of other shit I’d fuck with too
I fuck on yer wife, I fuck on yer daughter
But bitch, you know I’m never fucking with water
(I don’t like water)
Splashing all day
Gettin' up inside my butthole when I use a bidet
(I don’t like water)
It always leave me so groggy
And when I go to McDaniels it makes my nuggets all soggy
You know when I’m drinkin' I’m thinkin ‘bout this inklin’
Of a feeling that the drink I’m drinking here is insufficient
Got this beverage leverage over fellas with malevolence
Cause I’m the realest kid that liquid’s ever had to deal with (What??)
You know that when I say I’ve got a flow
I’m never ever ever never talkin' H2O
I’ve got an ocean phobia, a fear of lakes and streams
Turn the faucet all the way off but still water haunts my dreams, y’all
(I don’t like water)
Splashing all day
Gettin' up inside my butthole when I use a bidet
(I don’t like water)
It always leave me so groggy
And when I go to McDaniels it makes my nuggets all soggy
(I don’t like water)
It’s splishing and splashing
When it gets on the road you know my car will be crashing
(I don’t like water)
I’m sorry Jason Mamoa
But I’ve been to Atlantis and I don’t want any mo’