Brand new by T-agony Lyrics
[verse 1]
All you famous rappers have it all
Drama, rap, and cash in a ball
But i’m new so there’s nothing to do
Most of you started out with a rich family
Its ruff to grow up in agony
But here i am rapping naturally
Come at me and it will be a catastrophe
So ill rap like i got all of it in me
I’ll never be in the indies
You guys live in big cities
And the only good rappers are in their sixties
My dads drowning in the bubbles of whisky
Then he walks around the house tipsy
So i hide because things can get a bit risky
But it’s only because his love lifes a bit tricky
Mom why’d you have to leave me here you sissy
The pain has my emotions a bit misty
So fuck you mumble rappers
Who think that the bad is good
And think you can carry a gun cause your in the hood
And all you talk about are girls playing with your wood
Your like the little engine that could
But you wouldn’t
And so what you had a bad childhood
Walking around thuggin
With anybody mean muggin’
You idiots out here pluggin’
When you have enough money to bie dozens
But all you wanna talk about are guns and fuckin’
But i’m different so you can call me the ugly duckling
Wait here while i roast your mumble rapper ass
While your waiting you can hold my glass
Let me find your name so you can pass
Wait your not on the list so go back to last
To talk to me you have to be part of the upper class
“Ha ha ha” keep laughing jackass
When i’m done with you, you’ll be eatin’ grass
You just wanna make a scene
You rap like it came out of a machine
I guess we can all agree
That these mumble rappers are our disease
So before i get infected ill spread out the steam
I’m brand new so i’ll say hello
And i’m keeping my identity on the low
But all you should know
Is i’m the new fucking pro
All you famous rappers have it all
Drama, rap, and cash in a ball
But i’m new so there’s nothing to do
Most of you started out with a rich family
Its ruff to grow up in agony
But here i am rapping naturally
Come at me and it will be a catastrophe
So ill rap like i got all of it in me
I’ll never be in the indies
You guys live in big cities
And the only good rappers are in their sixties
My dads drowning in the bubbles of whisky
Then he walks around the house tipsy
So i hide because things can get a bit risky
But it’s only because his love lifes a bit tricky
Mom why’d you have to leave me here you sissy
The pain has my emotions a bit misty
So fuck you mumble rappers
Who think that the bad is good
And think you can carry a gun cause your in the hood
And all you talk about are girls playing with your wood
Your like the little engine that could
But you wouldn’t
And so what you had a bad childhood
Walking around thuggin
With anybody mean muggin’
You idiots out here pluggin’
When you have enough money to bie dozens
But all you wanna talk about are guns and fuckin’
But i’m different so you can call me the ugly duckling
Wait here while i roast your mumble rapper ass
While your waiting you can hold my glass
Let me find your name so you can pass
Wait your not on the list so go back to last
To talk to me you have to be part of the upper class
“Ha ha ha” keep laughing jackass
When i’m done with you, you’ll be eatin’ grass
You just wanna make a scene
You rap like it came out of a machine
I guess we can all agree
That these mumble rappers are our disease
So before i get infected ill spread out the steam
I’m brand new so i’ll say hello
And i’m keeping my identity on the low
But all you should know
Is i’m the new fucking pro