The Tendiemen - r/wallstreetbets Sea Shanty Cover by Sw4y Lyrics
[Verse 1]
There once was a stock that put to sea
The name of the stock was $GME
The price blew up; the shorts dipped down
Hold, my bully boys, hold!
[Chorus]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go
[Verse 2]
She had not been two weeks from shore
When Ryan Cohen joined the board
The captain called all hands and swore
He’d take his shares and hold
[Chorus]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go!
[Verse 3]
Before the news had hit the market
Wall Street Bets came up and bought it
With diamond hands, they knew they’d profit
If they could only hold!
[Chorus]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go!
[Verse 4]
No deals were cut, no shorts were squeezed
The captain's mind was not on greed
But he belonged to the autist's creed
He took the risk to hold
[Chorus]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go~
[Verse 5]
For forty days, or even more
The stock went up, then down once more
All gains were lost; it was looking poor
But still those traders did hold
[Chorus]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go!
[Verse 6]
As far as I’ve heard, the fight’s still on
The shorts not squeezed and the gains not won
The Tendieman makes his regular call
To encourage the captain, crew, and all
[Chorus X2]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go!
There once was a stock that put to sea
The name of the stock was $GME
The price blew up; the shorts dipped down
Hold, my bully boys, hold!
[Chorus]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go
[Verse 2]
She had not been two weeks from shore
When Ryan Cohen joined the board
The captain called all hands and swore
He’d take his shares and hold
[Chorus]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go!
[Verse 3]
Before the news had hit the market
Wall Street Bets came up and bought it
With diamond hands, they knew they’d profit
If they could only hold!
[Chorus]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go!
[Verse 4]
No deals were cut, no shorts were squeezed
The captain's mind was not on greed
But he belonged to the autist's creed
He took the risk to hold
[Chorus]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go~
[Verse 5]
For forty days, or even more
The stock went up, then down once more
All gains were lost; it was looking poor
But still those traders did hold
[Chorus]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go!
[Verse 6]
As far as I’ve heard, the fight’s still on
The shorts not squeezed and the gains not won
The Tendieman makes his regular call
To encourage the captain, crew, and all
[Chorus X2]
Soon may the Tendieman come
To send our rocket into the sun
One day, when the trading is done
We’ll take our gains and go!