Shes Not Ready by Stigmartyr Lyrics
[Intro]
Always had the biggest dick in the building but you'll never catch me with me with my dick in the children
Always had the biggest dick in the building but you'll never catch me with me with my dick in the children
Always had the biggest dick in the building but you'll never catch me with me with my dick in the children
Always had the biggest dick in the building but you'll never catch me with me with my dick in the kids
[Verse 1]
You're way too young girl it wouldn't be right
If i give you the pipe it'd ruin your night
It might ruin your life, there's a minimum height
You're too little to ride, so it isn't advised
Now I ain't slut shaming a woman can be a hoe I'm okay with it
As long as they above the age limit
If she doesn't know who loves orange soda there's no way that I'm entertaining it
Are taking the piss, hun, I'm a deceptionist
There's no way I'll be fooled by a fifteen year old basic bitch
Who's posing like a lady with sole intention of taking dick
Like I wouldn't see your face and clock you're young enough babysit
Save the shit!
So you've seen a few dicks, now you think you're too sick
Went from dollys to mollys to sucking donnys too quick
Swap the cock for a lollypop should probably do this
Or at least try fucking round with other loose kids
[Chorus]
Shes not ready for the D
She's not ready for the ready for the
She's not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
Show me some ID then I'll show you my D
Shes not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
[Bridge]
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but who?
(Everyone's a nonce but you)
[Verse 2]
Fellas, (yeah) fellas, (yeah)
Don't believe what the ladies tell us
If there's any doubt don't let them bed us
These girls take the piss, look where R Kell is
You gotta be safe, you gotta be thorough
You gotta approach a bitch like your motherfucking Attenborough
Try establish a pattern, if shes walking in her heels like she's trying to climb a mountain
Skirt so short, the kind she can't sit down in
Bra pushed up so shes practically drowning
Face caked up in make up like they brought a clown in
Probably not ready for the pounding
Ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Can you provide me proof of your age please, (What?!)
Ive seen to catch a predator
I ain't going on a register, try me again when ya eighteen!
[Chorus]
Shes not ready for the D
She's not ready for the ready for the
She's not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
Show me some ID then I'll show you my D
Shes not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
Shes not ready for the D
She's not ready for the ready for the
She's not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
Show me some ID then I'll show you my D
Shes not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
[Bridge]
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
[Outro]
N to the O to the N to the c to the E, nah not me
N to the O to the N to the c to the E, nah not me
N to the O to the N to the c to the E, nah not me
N to the O to the N to the c to the E, nah not me
P to the E to the A to the D, wait-
How do you spell you spell paedophile?
Always had the biggest dick in the building but you'll never catch me with me with my dick in the children
Always had the biggest dick in the building but you'll never catch me with me with my dick in the children
Always had the biggest dick in the building but you'll never catch me with me with my dick in the children
Always had the biggest dick in the building but you'll never catch me with me with my dick in the kids
[Verse 1]
You're way too young girl it wouldn't be right
If i give you the pipe it'd ruin your night
It might ruin your life, there's a minimum height
You're too little to ride, so it isn't advised
Now I ain't slut shaming a woman can be a hoe I'm okay with it
As long as they above the age limit
If she doesn't know who loves orange soda there's no way that I'm entertaining it
Are taking the piss, hun, I'm a deceptionist
There's no way I'll be fooled by a fifteen year old basic bitch
Who's posing like a lady with sole intention of taking dick
Like I wouldn't see your face and clock you're young enough babysit
Save the shit!
So you've seen a few dicks, now you think you're too sick
Went from dollys to mollys to sucking donnys too quick
Swap the cock for a lollypop should probably do this
Or at least try fucking round with other loose kids
[Chorus]
Shes not ready for the D
She's not ready for the ready for the
She's not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
Show me some ID then I'll show you my D
Shes not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
[Bridge]
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but who?
(Everyone's a nonce but you)
[Verse 2]
Fellas, (yeah) fellas, (yeah)
Don't believe what the ladies tell us
If there's any doubt don't let them bed us
These girls take the piss, look where R Kell is
You gotta be safe, you gotta be thorough
You gotta approach a bitch like your motherfucking Attenborough
Try establish a pattern, if shes walking in her heels like she's trying to climb a mountain
Skirt so short, the kind she can't sit down in
Bra pushed up so shes practically drowning
Face caked up in make up like they brought a clown in
Probably not ready for the pounding
Ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Can you provide me proof of your age please, (What?!)
Ive seen to catch a predator
I ain't going on a register, try me again when ya eighteen!
[Chorus]
Shes not ready for the D
She's not ready for the ready for the
She's not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
Show me some ID then I'll show you my D
Shes not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
Shes not ready for the D
She's not ready for the ready for the
She's not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
Show me some ID then I'll show you my D
Shes not ready for the D, that girl is only thirteen
[Bridge]
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
Everyone's a nonce but me
[Outro]
N to the O to the N to the c to the E, nah not me
N to the O to the N to the c to the E, nah not me
N to the O to the N to the c to the E, nah not me
N to the O to the N to the c to the E, nah not me
P to the E to the A to the D, wait-
How do you spell you spell paedophile?