THE BEASTS by Steven Kerr Lyrics
*Outside Ayr Court*
*Inaudible Shouting*
Woman: YOU ARE A DIRTY BEASTY FUCKIN’ CUNT!
*again, inaudible shouting due to the shit quality*
*Police officer goes to arrest woman*
Steven: HAW MATE WHIT, DONT FUCK- DON'T FUCKIN DAE THAT
*Steven nudged police officer; Steven is then pushed away*
Steven: DONT FUCKIN- DONT FUCKIN DAE THAT
Woman: DIRTY FUCKIN BEASTY BASTARDS.
Steven: THATS NO *again I have no fucking clue what is said*
Woman: DIRTY FUCKIN BEASTY BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!
*WOMAN CONTINUES SCREAMING SAME LINES*
Steven: SEE YOUS WHITS AW THIS ABOOT... WHITS THE FUCKEN NEED, YEES ARE PROTECTIN’ BLACK BASTARDS (please note the black bastards is not racist and is just the “Beasts” in question)
Steven: PROTECTIN BEASTS, THATS AW YEES ARE DAYIN, PROTECTIN’ BEASTS
*Steven zooms in on their faces with his shit phone*
Stеven: AWW YOUS ARE DAYIN. IS PROTECTIN’ BEASTS, YA FUCKIN’ IDIOTS. URGENT ASSISTANCE. BEASTS. YE ARE PROTECTIN BEASTS. THATS AWW YEES ARE DAYIN, PROTECTING BEASTS. YE HAPPY WAY THAT? YOUS HAPPY WAY PROTECTIN’ BEASTS?
*police officer triеs to calmly explain the situation to Steven*
Steven: I DON’T GEE A FUCK, THEY’RE BEASTY BASTARDS. THEY NEED TO GET PIT IN A LINE AND SHOT IN THE FUCKIN’ HEED
*more police are arriving to take away woman who kept fucking screaming*
Police Officer 1: What's the problem way him?
Police Officer 2: Aw he’s trying to get involved
Steven: I’M NO INVOLVED IN FUCK ALL, YOUS ARE PROTECTING BEASTS. AYY YA FUCKIN’ IDIOTS. PROTECTIN BEASTS, THATS AWW YEES ARE DAYIN, PROTECTIN BEASTS.
*Steven shows the police calmly walking towards him asking him to leave*
Steven: AWW THESE FUCKIN COPPERS FOR FUCKIN’ BEASTS
Police Officer 3: Go on please
Steven: FOR BEASTS
Police Officer 4: Awright Pal? Out the road
*Officer 4 then begins to escort Steven away. Steven flips the camera showing both him and officer 4’s faces*
Steven: WHITS AWW THIS ABOOT
*Police officer shoves Steven*
Officer 4: Oot the road!
Steven: WHIT YE DAYIN’. AWW YEES ARE DAYIN’ IS PROTECTIN’ BEASTS
Officer 4: GET BACK!
Steven: IM NO DAYIN’ ANYHING
Officer 4: BACK! YOU ARE CAUSING DISORDER GO BACK!
Steven: IM UP AT COURT YA FUCKIN’ IDIOT
Officer 4: Right, you’re under arrest for breach of the peace. You’re under arrest
Steven: WHAT AM I--- (Video sadly ends before we hear Steven’s final words but it was presumably “WHAT AM I DAYIN’ WRANG?”)
*Inaudible Shouting*
Woman: YOU ARE A DIRTY BEASTY FUCKIN’ CUNT!
*again, inaudible shouting due to the shit quality*
*Police officer goes to arrest woman*
Steven: HAW MATE WHIT, DONT FUCK- DON'T FUCKIN DAE THAT
*Steven nudged police officer; Steven is then pushed away*
Steven: DONT FUCKIN- DONT FUCKIN DAE THAT
Woman: DIRTY FUCKIN BEASTY BASTARDS.
Steven: THATS NO *again I have no fucking clue what is said*
Woman: DIRTY FUCKIN BEASTY BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS!
*WOMAN CONTINUES SCREAMING SAME LINES*
Steven: SEE YOUS WHITS AW THIS ABOOT... WHITS THE FUCKEN NEED, YEES ARE PROTECTIN’ BLACK BASTARDS (please note the black bastards is not racist and is just the “Beasts” in question)
Steven: PROTECTIN BEASTS, THATS AW YEES ARE DAYIN, PROTECTIN’ BEASTS
*Steven zooms in on their faces with his shit phone*
Stеven: AWW YOUS ARE DAYIN. IS PROTECTIN’ BEASTS, YA FUCKIN’ IDIOTS. URGENT ASSISTANCE. BEASTS. YE ARE PROTECTIN BEASTS. THATS AWW YEES ARE DAYIN, PROTECTING BEASTS. YE HAPPY WAY THAT? YOUS HAPPY WAY PROTECTIN’ BEASTS?
*police officer triеs to calmly explain the situation to Steven*
Steven: I DON’T GEE A FUCK, THEY’RE BEASTY BASTARDS. THEY NEED TO GET PIT IN A LINE AND SHOT IN THE FUCKIN’ HEED
*more police are arriving to take away woman who kept fucking screaming*
Police Officer 1: What's the problem way him?
Police Officer 2: Aw he’s trying to get involved
Steven: I’M NO INVOLVED IN FUCK ALL, YOUS ARE PROTECTING BEASTS. AYY YA FUCKIN’ IDIOTS. PROTECTIN BEASTS, THATS AWW YEES ARE DAYIN, PROTECTIN BEASTS.
*Steven shows the police calmly walking towards him asking him to leave*
Steven: AWW THESE FUCKIN COPPERS FOR FUCKIN’ BEASTS
Police Officer 3: Go on please
Steven: FOR BEASTS
Police Officer 4: Awright Pal? Out the road
*Officer 4 then begins to escort Steven away. Steven flips the camera showing both him and officer 4’s faces*
Steven: WHITS AWW THIS ABOOT
*Police officer shoves Steven*
Officer 4: Oot the road!
Steven: WHIT YE DAYIN’. AWW YEES ARE DAYIN’ IS PROTECTIN’ BEASTS
Officer 4: GET BACK!
Steven: IM NO DAYIN’ ANYHING
Officer 4: BACK! YOU ARE CAUSING DISORDER GO BACK!
Steven: IM UP AT COURT YA FUCKIN’ IDIOT
Officer 4: Right, you’re under arrest for breach of the peace. You’re under arrest
Steven: WHAT AM I--- (Video sadly ends before we hear Steven’s final words but it was presumably “WHAT AM I DAYIN’ WRANG?”)