Where Is Everyone? by Steam Powered Giraffe Lyrics
[GG, Spoken]
Hello? Hello, is anyone home? Hatchworth? Spine? Rabbit? Peter? Where is everyone? Beebop? QWERTY?
[QWERTY]
Sleep mode interrupted. QWERTY online. Sensors indicate android presence. Subject: GG the Giraffe. Calculating communication algorithms. Sup?
[GG]
Oh hey QWERTY, where did everyone go? The guys were supposed to come to my recital. I was gonna belch the entire score to Cats!
[QWERTY]
Wow, I can see why no one would come to that
[GG]
Man, what do you know anyway?
[QWERTY]
I know that I would rather wipe my entire hard drive than go to your recital
[GG]
Whatever, your simplistic hardware can't appreciate my musical genius anyway. You're in the presence of the next big starlet
[QWERTY]
My data suggests otherwise. Calculating... Yep, the calculations are true: you're awful, just awful. Please, do not ever perform again
[GG]
Why you little d-!
[Steve]
GG! GG!
[GG]
Steve!
[Steve]
Oh, what's the deal, GG? I went to your recital but you weren't there.
[GG]
I was gonna perform, but nobody showed up!
[Steve]
Well, I showed up, didn't I just say I showed up? How can you say nobody showed up when I just showed up? How about I show you up right now, you showed up-
[QWERTY]
Get it together, man
[Steve]
I'm sorry, thank you, QWERTY. I've just been going a little nuts, house-sitting by myself while Peter and the family are out of town and the robots are travelling through space
[GG]
What? Exposition? Robots? Space? And they didn't invite me?
[Steve]
Well, they said it was some kind of musical space adventure trip, and they only needed robots that could handle the rigors of musical space travel
[GG]
What? I'm a perfect musical space-ready robot!
[Steve]
I don't know, GG. Can you survive in zero oxygen environments?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Can you withstand over 2 Gs of gravity without passing out?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Do you have heat shields?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Retro rockets?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Solar sails?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Fuel cells?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Cool racing stripe decals?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Can you spontaneously summon musical accompaniment to play along to the arbitrary lyrics that will no doubt issue forth from your mechanical maw?
[GG]
Can I!
Hello? Hello, is anyone home? Hatchworth? Spine? Rabbit? Peter? Where is everyone? Beebop? QWERTY?
[QWERTY]
Sleep mode interrupted. QWERTY online. Sensors indicate android presence. Subject: GG the Giraffe. Calculating communication algorithms. Sup?
[GG]
Oh hey QWERTY, where did everyone go? The guys were supposed to come to my recital. I was gonna belch the entire score to Cats!
[QWERTY]
Wow, I can see why no one would come to that
[GG]
Man, what do you know anyway?
[QWERTY]
I know that I would rather wipe my entire hard drive than go to your recital
[GG]
Whatever, your simplistic hardware can't appreciate my musical genius anyway. You're in the presence of the next big starlet
[QWERTY]
My data suggests otherwise. Calculating... Yep, the calculations are true: you're awful, just awful. Please, do not ever perform again
[GG]
Why you little d-!
[Steve]
GG! GG!
[GG]
Steve!
[Steve]
Oh, what's the deal, GG? I went to your recital but you weren't there.
[GG]
I was gonna perform, but nobody showed up!
[Steve]
Well, I showed up, didn't I just say I showed up? How can you say nobody showed up when I just showed up? How about I show you up right now, you showed up-
[QWERTY]
Get it together, man
[Steve]
I'm sorry, thank you, QWERTY. I've just been going a little nuts, house-sitting by myself while Peter and the family are out of town and the robots are travelling through space
[GG]
What? Exposition? Robots? Space? And they didn't invite me?
[Steve]
Well, they said it was some kind of musical space adventure trip, and they only needed robots that could handle the rigors of musical space travel
[GG]
What? I'm a perfect musical space-ready robot!
[Steve]
I don't know, GG. Can you survive in zero oxygen environments?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Can you withstand over 2 Gs of gravity without passing out?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Do you have heat shields?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Retro rockets?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Solar sails?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Fuel cells?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Cool racing stripe decals?
[GG]
Yes
[Steve]
Can you spontaneously summon musical accompaniment to play along to the arbitrary lyrics that will no doubt issue forth from your mechanical maw?
[GG]
Can I!