Car-man by Spitting Image Lyrics

[Verse]
Shot from a canon but I hit the wall
Fired everyone at ground control
Got a message from some future asshole;
"Go to mars" he said

[Chorus]
But I'm a car-man; earth is my garage!
Ain't gonna risk my stardom for what might be a mirage!
I'm a car man; or maybe I'm a god?
Zooming 'round the planet in my hyperlooping pod
Joe Rogan told me "Keep your rockets smoking
Don't ever stop your toking
Your autopilots' broken"

[Verse]
Go to Mars and the future is yours
A new race of humans from our bag of spores
In 50 years you'll be able to go outdoors
Lotta terraforming
[Chorus]
Ruling Mars, man; High up on a throne
I'll be the hottest dude there cause I'll be there all alone
Me told me: "Go to Mars, you Genius
Stop playing with your penius
A king without a queenius."
[Outro]
On Mars!