Trailer Annie by Spike Jones and His City Slickers Lyrics

Annie Taylor bought herself a trailer
And headed for the Golden State
She had confidence she could work for defense
To help defeat the sappy Jappies would be great!

So she parked her trailer near a shipyard...
She asked them for employment, so they made her climb a mast:
A seagull landed on her head and she came down but fast!

Then she towed her trailer to an airplant...
She climbed into a plane, and by mistake she turned the switch
And she landed with her tail up in a ditch!

So she pulled her trailer to the Navy yard...
She met a gob of guards there who were guarding all the gates
They said "We'd love to have ya,"
"but we can't have female mates!"

So she parked her trailer near an Army camp...
She walked up to the general and said "Private, you're so cute!"
Now she's got an imprint of the general's boot
Then she towed her trailer to a roundhouse...
She got a job as fireman but she got up too much steam:
The boiler blew and out she flew
And bounced back on the beam!

So she towed her trailer down the highway...
A traffic cop arrested her because she took a drink
So they parked her little trailer in the clink!