The Blue Danube by Spike Jones and His City Slickers Lyrics

(Oh the years have come and the years have gone but the oft told tale is not true. For of all the things the Danube is, the Danube is not blue)

The Danube is green
What's more, it ain't clean
It's green as a bean
It ain't not serene
And through the blueberry looks a little purple
And though your maple syrup looks a little murple
Don't believe what you have heard or you have saw
Oh, the Danube isn't blue - it's green

Oh, the Danube is as green as the grass in the spring
It's as green as the dollar you spend on a fling
It's as green as the paint that you put on the screen
Oh the blue of the Danube is greener than green

The Danube isn't blue (Am I blue? No!)
The Danube has another hue (Who? Me? You!)
It's time we all came clean, (B.O.)
'Cause the Danube isn't blue, it's green

Well?