Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer by Spike Jones Lyrics

[Skit: Spike Jones, Rudolph & Santa Claus]
Hello, Milky Way Garage, located between Heaven and Earth!
Hello? This is Rudolph, I wonder if you’d-
Oh, not again, Rudolph! How many times must I tell you? Don’t call us, we’ll call you! Goodbye!
Hello-ho-ho! Hello-ho-ho, I am Santa Claus!
Hello!
Please call your mechanic while I wait, I’m having lots of trouble with my reindeer eight!
The Dasher won’t dash, and the Dancer won’t dance!
The Vixen needs fixin’ and the Prancer won’t prance!
The Donner and Blitzen are worn and weak!
The Cupid is stupid, and the Comet won’t streak!
I need your help and need it right away!
It looks likе Rudolph’s chance to save the day!
Who did you say?

[Verse: Rudolph]
I’m Rudolph thе red-nosed reindeer
With a very shiny nose
And if ya’ ever saw it
You would even say it glows, whee hee!
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call me names
They never ever let me
Join in any reindeer games, hoo!
[Chorus: Rudolph & Santa Claus]
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Hahaha! Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?
Hoo!

[Verse: Rudolph & Reindeer]
Then how the reindeer loved me
And they shouted out with glee, whee!
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
You’ll go down in history!

[Instrumental]

[Chorus: Rudolph]
I just love to eat the bulbs
Off my Christmas trees
Ever since I was a pup
When I smile my nose lights up!

[Verse: Rudolph & Reindeer]
All of the other plaindeer
Wish they could only be
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
I’ll go down in history!
[Outro: Rudolph, Santa Claus & Reindeer]
Come, Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen!
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen!
And don’t forget Rudolph!
You’ll go down in history!
Wheeheeheehee hee hee, whee!