Knock Knock Whos There by Spike Jones Lyrics

Knock Knock (Who's there?)

We've played a million silly games from bingo to gin rummy
But, if you're good at puns on names, you'll find that this one's funny
So, when you next have company
Or folks start dropping in for tea
Just say, "who's there?" And then prepare to learn a thing or three

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sarah
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma gunna have trouble with you?

(Refrain)
If you know how puns are made, then you know how this is played
On your mark, get set to go
Knock, knock, knock, that's the phrase
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hirem
Hirem who?
Hirem doin'? Hey, hey!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Allah
Allah who?
Allah want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ray
Ray who?
Racing with the moon...

(Refrain)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Don
Don who?
Don be half safe
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Vera
Vera who?
Vera are you, you old bat?

Ka-nock, ka-nock
Who's there?
Hugh
Hugh who?
Hugh who to you too!

(Refrain)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
To be
To be who?
To be or not to be, that is the question

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Alouisious
Alouisious who?
Alouisiouth ith that you'd thtop thingin thith thilly thong!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Alice
Alice who?
Alice M. F. T

(Refrain)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Horace
Horace who?
Horace....

And there they go... It's toupee going on ahead, long underwear has fallen
Down behind, and toothpaste is being squeezed out on the rail