Isaiah Diss Track Retarded by SoundFX Podcast Lyrics
We need a beat
Yo Cannon, get in here!
Luke:
Isaiah fucking on my bitch, so i sucked on his dick
I pulled out that shit, we bouta hit a lick
I pull out the strap, and I'm about to tap
Got his dick in my hand, but he texting a trans
I’m on that lyrical, these verses gon' be a miracle, all these verses on beat to the syllable, Isaiah's fit is so fucking typical, he be stealing my catchphrases he is not original, my rhymes so good this shit be biblical
Isaiah be a pedo, and i always got that extendo
Isaiah on that dumb shit, he be stupido
He got me but he still fuckin on this ugly hoe
This song is hella serious, Isaiah’s sucking dick till he get Delirious
Stole this shit from Uzi, but I'm underground so he's oblivious
Brenden:
(Wait now I'm fucking up my freestyle-
FUCK)
Yeah, this homie lookin' like Mexican Ferb
Have you not heard?
I fucked him so hard it made his vision look like a blur, uh
Put him blast, fuck his ass, till I fuck him in the grass
Uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, yeah
I'ma, I'ma, I'ma
Cum inside his ears so he can hear clear
I’ma put(??!?!) him like an abusive dad drinking cheap beer
There’s pimples on his forehead, pimples on his nose
I'ma fuck him so hard he gets pimples on his toes, yeah
Filipino lookin’ like a tootsie roll
I'ma fuck him so hard I'm-a...
Yo what thE FUCK-
Homie lookin' like a kitty cat, call him Luci
Had to go fuck a guy, ’cause he has no pussy, yah
Has homie Chance stuck in his head, but he'll never have his homie Chance in his bed, yeah
I'ma put this homie on like some dreads, I'ma be a white girl leave this homie on read, yuh
Vannesa Parkinson's:
LUKE STOP
Isaiah, you are gay
Call me by your name
You are so... fucking lame
Linus Tech Tips, but he ain't got no lips
Do the Hellen Keller, and speak with your hips
Cannon "Da Cat":
*ape* yuh
Isaiah jerking off to Chance, bitch
Cumming to some fanfic
Flooded like Titanic
Slimy and so
Sticky on yo hand, ick
Think you're goin' manic
Homie cravin' manwich
What's that in yo pants, bitch
Banana, lookin' like a minion
"I'm straight" what a confliction
Locking up the closet
It's okay
If you want to be jizzed in
You like a sticky piston
Alex and the Steve mix
Cannon on the beat, bitch
Racist, hating on them black kids
Isaiah KKK shit
Graduated top at
Hitler summer youth camp
Yo Cannon, get in here!
Luke:
Isaiah fucking on my bitch, so i sucked on his dick
I pulled out that shit, we bouta hit a lick
I pull out the strap, and I'm about to tap
Got his dick in my hand, but he texting a trans
I’m on that lyrical, these verses gon' be a miracle, all these verses on beat to the syllable, Isaiah's fit is so fucking typical, he be stealing my catchphrases he is not original, my rhymes so good this shit be biblical
Isaiah be a pedo, and i always got that extendo
Isaiah on that dumb shit, he be stupido
He got me but he still fuckin on this ugly hoe
This song is hella serious, Isaiah’s sucking dick till he get Delirious
Stole this shit from Uzi, but I'm underground so he's oblivious
Brenden:
(Wait now I'm fucking up my freestyle-
FUCK)
Yeah, this homie lookin' like Mexican Ferb
Have you not heard?
I fucked him so hard it made his vision look like a blur, uh
Put him blast, fuck his ass, till I fuck him in the grass
Uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, yeah
I'ma, I'ma, I'ma
Cum inside his ears so he can hear clear
I’ma put(??!?!) him like an abusive dad drinking cheap beer
There’s pimples on his forehead, pimples on his nose
I'ma fuck him so hard he gets pimples on his toes, yeah
Filipino lookin’ like a tootsie roll
I'ma fuck him so hard I'm-a...
Yo what thE FUCK-
Homie lookin' like a kitty cat, call him Luci
Had to go fuck a guy, ’cause he has no pussy, yah
Has homie Chance stuck in his head, but he'll never have his homie Chance in his bed, yeah
I'ma put this homie on like some dreads, I'ma be a white girl leave this homie on read, yuh
Vannesa Parkinson's:
LUKE STOP
Isaiah, you are gay
Call me by your name
You are so... fucking lame
Linus Tech Tips, but he ain't got no lips
Do the Hellen Keller, and speak with your hips
Cannon "Da Cat":
*ape* yuh
Isaiah jerking off to Chance, bitch
Cumming to some fanfic
Flooded like Titanic
Slimy and so
Sticky on yo hand, ick
Think you're goin' manic
Homie cravin' manwich
What's that in yo pants, bitch
Banana, lookin' like a minion
"I'm straight" what a confliction
Locking up the closet
It's okay
If you want to be jizzed in
You like a sticky piston
Alex and the Steve mix
Cannon on the beat, bitch
Racist, hating on them black kids
Isaiah KKK shit
Graduated top at
Hitler summer youth camp