Ultimate Douchebag Medley by Smosh Lyrics

As long as I'm wealthy
I’ll never be starving
Never be homeless
Never be broke
As long as I'm wealthy
My toilet is platinum
My toothbrush is rhino horn
Wipe my ass with gold
As long as I'm wealth wealth wealth wealthy, wealthy
Wealth wealth wealth wealth wealthy, wealthy

One time
Cops came into my house
And found a bunch of weed;
Then I made my black friend
Take the blame for me
One time
One time
One one time
One one tie tie time!
I got a bunch of tattoos (Ay) got tattoos
If you read them
You can get clues. (You can get clues)
To what I had for lunch
Shit dawg I got a bunch
On my neck
On my back
On my chest
On my abs
A bunch of tattoos

Uh, uh
You love me
Haha

I like to pee in buckets
And throw eggs at my neighbors
Make kissy faces at the camera
Spit on my fans and haters
I love Selena Gomez
But I love Brazilian prostitutes more
Swaggy!
I like to pee in buckets!
Ain’t no other words rhyme with more
I like to pee in buckets!
Ain't no other words rhyme with more
Uh, uh
You love me
Eh

I totally wish I was black
So people may say it and whack
Totally wish, to-to-totally wish

And oh
I want to run all over the paparazzi
And oh
Splatter them over the hood
Of my two million dollar Bugatti

And I was like
Baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby oh
Like!

Swag my
Swag my
Sag my pants past my dick
Oh yeah
Past my dick
Looks like I pooed in it
Oh yeah
Pooed in it
Sag my pants past my dick
Oh yeah
Past my dick
Looks like I pooed in it
Oh yeah
Pooed in it