Magic Pocket Slave Monsters by Smosh Lyrics

I wanna be the master
I wanna flip the switch
I wanna capture all these guys
And make each one my bitch

I wanna travel everywhere
Any chance I see
I'll rip a pocket slave monster
From it's family

(Magic pocket slave monsters)

You now work for me
Even worse you work for free

(Magic pocket slave monsters)

Better fight when I call
Or I'll castrate your balls

(Magic pocket slave monsters!)
Keeping in your cube around
Kill everyone you love

I'm a heartless dick