Hardcore Max by Smosh Lyrics
His name is Max and he's going to school
He doesn't wear a helmet, 'cause he's so cool
He keeps his helmet on his bars
Darts out randomly in front of cars
Talks on his phone while rollin' down the street
He even has a girlfriend, isn't that sweet?
He hits on chicks even if they're skanky
He smells his pits and they're hella stinky
Okay, I just need to clarify one mother f**king thing
Max is a bad-ass mother f**ker
If you dont f**king believe me, then look at his mother f**king helmet on his mother f**king handlebars
Holy s**t, that guy is hardcore
Oh yeah, and he swears a s**tload and everyone knows that's f**king awesome
What's this?
Is this is a hardcore part?
Yeah!
Just like Max
His name is Max
He doesn't wear a helmet
He keeps it on his handlebar
He's failing all his classes
And he's only... 10?
What? I thought he was like 26
So you're telling me that I wrote this badass song about a ten year old?
You know what? I don't care if he's 10, or 50, or even a freakin' baby
He's still more hardcore than I'll ever be and I'm 32
Wait, Max! Watch out for your helmet!
Max didn't wear his helmet
Now he has suffered a concussion
And he will be in a coma for the next three weeks
But it was worth it because
Helmets make you look really geeky
Why do I sound like a bad a rip-off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
He doesn't wear a helmet, 'cause he's so cool
He keeps his helmet on his bars
Darts out randomly in front of cars
Talks on his phone while rollin' down the street
He even has a girlfriend, isn't that sweet?
He hits on chicks even if they're skanky
He smells his pits and they're hella stinky
Okay, I just need to clarify one mother f**king thing
Max is a bad-ass mother f**ker
If you dont f**king believe me, then look at his mother f**king helmet on his mother f**king handlebars
Holy s**t, that guy is hardcore
Oh yeah, and he swears a s**tload and everyone knows that's f**king awesome
What's this?
Is this is a hardcore part?
Yeah!
Just like Max
His name is Max
He doesn't wear a helmet
He keeps it on his handlebar
He's failing all his classes
And he's only... 10?
What? I thought he was like 26
So you're telling me that I wrote this badass song about a ten year old?
You know what? I don't care if he's 10, or 50, or even a freakin' baby
He's still more hardcore than I'll ever be and I'm 32
Wait, Max! Watch out for your helmet!
Max didn't wear his helmet
Now he has suffered a concussion
And he will be in a coma for the next three weeks
But it was worth it because
Helmets make you look really geeky
Why do I sound like a bad a rip-off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?