21 Things Id Rather Do Than Smoke by Smosh Lyrics

{Ian}
Were on? Hey everybody
{Anthony}
Today were here to you about not smoking
{ Some random guy}
Hey guys. You want to smoke with me?
{Both Ian and Anthony}
NO WAY
}Some random guy.}
Than what else would you rather be doing?!!!
{Anthony}
You ready to do this I-Dawg
{Ian}
You know it a-Dizzle. Im ready for some hard core rapping!
{Anthony}
Alright lets do this!
{Ian}
YEAH here we go!
{Both} [Chorus]
HEY yo we gotta go and tell you 21 things we rather do!
{Anthony}
If someone offers you tobacco
{Ian}
Say you got other things you rather go do
Like being in the snow without wearing a coat
{Anthony}
Then sail in a lake with a hole-filled boat
{Ian}
Have a very dangouous encounter with a very mean goat
{Anthony}
Thats what we rather do that use tobacco
{Ian}
We rather
{Anthony}
Eat a banana with the peel on
{Ian}
Only wear socks and walk on a wet lawn
{Anthony}
Have my 16th birthday on Christmas
{Ian}
Take a shower in soup
{Both} [Chorus]
Hey yo we gotta go and tell you 21 things we rather do
{Anthony}
If someone offers you tobacco
{Ian}
Say you got other things you rather go do!
{Anthony}
We rather move to the moon and be a sad lonely guy
{Ian}
Live in a house without working WI-FI
{Anthony}
Scuba dive with some, some sharks
Get dressed in the the dark
{Ian}
Give up sweet treats and only eat bark
{Anthony}
Cut off our hair with an Aluminum can
{Ian}
Get a massage by a rough handed man
{Both} [Chorus]
Hey you we gotta go and tell you 21 things we rather do
{Anthony}
If someone offers you tobacco
{Ian}
Say you got other things you rather go do
{Anthony}
We rather carpool in the car with only screaming babies
{Ian}
Pour salt on a cut and rub in some rabies
MMMMMMM Brush my hair with a fork
{Anthony}
MMMMMMMMMMM Dump milk on my shorts
{Ian}
Sign up to teah old folks to twerk
{Anthony}
Drink a soda that was all flat
{Ian}
Go to a dog park but dressed as a cat
{Anthony}
Now lets slow it down with a heart to heart chant
{Ian}
Its the sad part, its about to get real
{Anthony}
So get out your hearts to prepare for the feels
{Ian}
We know our rhymes are hard core
{Anthony}
But the message isnt lost
{Ian}
When it comes to smoking
{Anthony}
You need to know the real cost
{Ian}
You gotta find someone close to you
{Anthony}
And tell them 21 things you rather do
{Both} [Chorus]
Hey you we gotta go and tell you 21 things we rather do
{Anthony}
If someone offers you tobacco
{Ian}
Say you got other things you rather go do
{END}
{Ian}
That was good
{Anthony}
Yeah
{Ian}
Good job
{Wendy}
I LIKE YOU ( to Ian)
{Ian}
Shh wendy Im not gonna go to prom with you
{Anthony}
Thats gross}
{Ian}
Just go away please