Bad Driver by Slow Gherkin Lyrics

I'm a bad driver. They taught me how to park and steer
I can't do either going 55 in second gear
I'm improving, but sometimes I doubt
Just knocked another headlight out
I don't like driving. I'd rather use my own two feet
Feel like I'm driving the wrong way down a one-way street
I'm a bad driver, and stoplights are my enemies
I'm a bad driver. My engine's leaking antifreeze!