Nintendo by Skylar Beavers Lyrics
Intro
Okay so back in the day I was way above the wave
Man I traded in the girls for the video games
I played so much Super Smash Bros other kids called me names
They called me Mike Tyson's Punch Out I was bringing the pain
Now they say I'm out my mind cause that shit rotted my brain
But I stay and play inside every day that it rains
Okay, I've been getting badges now I'm coming for fame
And I'll beat your ass at Mario Kart so stay in your lane
Verse 1
Okay Mario Odyssey
I’m a stone cold prodigy
Got flow no modesty
I just speak all honesty
I just joke like comedy
I just grow so solidly
Yeah ain’t no novelty
Yet they still throw rocks at me
Then back track and go rock with me
Act like they wasn’t all blocking me
Act like they wanna talk with me
I say stuff it ya ain’t wanting me
I say stuff that you ain’t wantin'
Knock me down and now you fawnin'
You ask for love and now I’m yawnin'
Go Fuck ya self and keep on pawning
Chorus
Okay so that’s just how it goes
Pokémon Stadium beating all the foes
I never play it in a chair I played it on the floor
Every weekend with that Nintendo 64
If I could trade it all I would go back for more
Play so much Nintendo man my thumbs were always sore
We stayed up past midnight beating every score
Now I’m almost 21 playing ever more
Verse 2
Okay screw reality
I’ll take virtuality
Rescue Peach no fallacy
Race Grand Prix no absentee
Play Kirby no handicap
Can you even handle that
I go Final Smash
Step to me get slapped again yeah
(Distorted)
Kirby’s getting onion rings and drifting in his whip
Pikachu is sleeping Squirtle's messing with his shit
Mario is bleeding oh shit Bowser's got a shiv
I still fuck with Sonic though I put him on the list
Chorus
Okay so that’s just how it goes
Pokémon Stadium beating all the foes
I never play it in a chair I played it on the floor
Every weekend with that Nintendo 64
If I could trade it all I would go back for more
Play so much Nintendo man my thumbs were always sore
We stayed up past midnight beating every score
Now I’m almost 21 playing ever more
Okay so back in the day I was way above the wave
Man I traded in the girls for the video games
I played so much Super Smash Bros other kids called me names
They called me Mike Tyson's Punch Out I was bringing the pain
Now they say I'm out my mind cause that shit rotted my brain
But I stay and play inside every day that it rains
Okay, I've been getting badges now I'm coming for fame
And I'll beat your ass at Mario Kart so stay in your lane
Verse 1
Okay Mario Odyssey
I’m a stone cold prodigy
Got flow no modesty
I just speak all honesty
I just joke like comedy
I just grow so solidly
Yeah ain’t no novelty
Yet they still throw rocks at me
Then back track and go rock with me
Act like they wasn’t all blocking me
Act like they wanna talk with me
I say stuff it ya ain’t wanting me
I say stuff that you ain’t wantin'
Knock me down and now you fawnin'
You ask for love and now I’m yawnin'
Go Fuck ya self and keep on pawning
Chorus
Okay so that’s just how it goes
Pokémon Stadium beating all the foes
I never play it in a chair I played it on the floor
Every weekend with that Nintendo 64
If I could trade it all I would go back for more
Play so much Nintendo man my thumbs were always sore
We stayed up past midnight beating every score
Now I’m almost 21 playing ever more
Verse 2
Okay screw reality
I’ll take virtuality
Rescue Peach no fallacy
Race Grand Prix no absentee
Play Kirby no handicap
Can you even handle that
I go Final Smash
Step to me get slapped again yeah
(Distorted)
Kirby’s getting onion rings and drifting in his whip
Pikachu is sleeping Squirtle's messing with his shit
Mario is bleeding oh shit Bowser's got a shiv
I still fuck with Sonic though I put him on the list
Chorus
Okay so that’s just how it goes
Pokémon Stadium beating all the foes
I never play it in a chair I played it on the floor
Every weekend with that Nintendo 64
If I could trade it all I would go back for more
Play so much Nintendo man my thumbs were always sore
We stayed up past midnight beating every score
Now I’m almost 21 playing ever more