So You Wanna Be Hip? Suck Your Own Dick by SkyCorp Home Video Lyrics

[Intro]
All right ladies, you're probably gonna have to be on the side-lines for this one
Check it out, yo, yo, uhn

[Chorus]
So you wanna be hip?
You gotta suck your own dick
*Wiggity-what-what?*
You gotta suck your own dick!
(Diggity-dick-dick-di-di-di-di-dick)

[Verse 1]
Now say you're at a party, and there's a bad ratio
One word: Autofellatio
(Suck your own dick! You gotta suck your own dick!)

Eat your own dick like you're some kinda cannibal
All the pimps do it, and chicks think it's radical!
(Wanna be hip? You gotta suck your own dick!)

First, you gotta stretch like this!
You gotta bend right if you wanna take licks
Second, you gotta open up your throat
You're nothing but a square if you make yourself choke!
[Aside]
Yeah, home-slice! You're starting to get it!
It's my birthday, it's my birthday!
You guys are starting to look like a bunch of GANGSTERS!
Seriously pimp-a-licious!

[Chorus]
So you wanna be hip?
You gotta suck your own dick
*Wiggity-what-what?*
You gotta suck your own dick!
(Diggity-dick-dick-di-di-di-di-dick, di-di-dick)

Wanna be hip?
You gotta suck your own dick!
Gotta suck your own dick!