The Leavenworth Cafe Blues by Simon Joyner Lyrics
I couldn't get an edge and we’re wise again
Suffer through your arguments, [ ] apartment complexes
Sex, so [ ] general sense, cancer caused the cigarettes
I must've been delirious
I must've been delirious
I must’ve been delirious
Because I knocked the door of the hinges, walked to the [watergates]
Bought a pack of [benches] for [communitive] damages
I've broken a string for each [hard] thing, I sing till I resolve this thing
Mysterious [progress], Interior bruises
Commiserations and [subterfuge]
Commiserations and [subterfuge]
Commiserations and [subterfuge]
Liar, liar, pants on fire, go hang on a telephone wire
And while you're there, kiss a [bear], just don't forget your underwear
Don't forget your stockings too, your [ ] bra and your converse shoes
Because what I don't know cannot hurt you, you see
But what I know could ruin me
I heard about your rock star, he wrapped you like a candy bar
I hope you got [him] to bring t-shirts [at least], before he crescendoed on my sheets
After you crawled over him, with your [ ] bone and [ ], and
Your tongue in cheek [ ], [ ] gee, I guess an electric guitar is all you need
An electric guitar is all you need
And you got an electric guitar for me
Well, you're so full of shit, I'm surprised there’s any blue left in your eyes
I suffer through all your excuses, now I just want to fry in my own juices
It’s sixty-five degrees under, one fourth lightning and one fourth thunder
And one quarter rain on my parade and a quarter for my refill at the Leavenworth
A quarter for my refill at the Leavenworth
A quarter for my refills at the Leavenworth Café
Liar, liar, pants on fire, go hang on a telephone wire
And while you're there, kiss the [bear], just don’t forget your underwear
And don't forget your stockings too, your [ ] bra and your converse shoes
Because what I don't know cannot hurt you, you see
But what I know could ruin me
Suffer through your arguments, [ ] apartment complexes
Sex, so [ ] general sense, cancer caused the cigarettes
I must've been delirious
I must've been delirious
I must’ve been delirious
Because I knocked the door of the hinges, walked to the [watergates]
Bought a pack of [benches] for [communitive] damages
I've broken a string for each [hard] thing, I sing till I resolve this thing
Mysterious [progress], Interior bruises
Commiserations and [subterfuge]
Commiserations and [subterfuge]
Commiserations and [subterfuge]
Liar, liar, pants on fire, go hang on a telephone wire
And while you're there, kiss a [bear], just don't forget your underwear
Don't forget your stockings too, your [ ] bra and your converse shoes
Because what I don't know cannot hurt you, you see
But what I know could ruin me
I heard about your rock star, he wrapped you like a candy bar
I hope you got [him] to bring t-shirts [at least], before he crescendoed on my sheets
After you crawled over him, with your [ ] bone and [ ], and
Your tongue in cheek [ ], [ ] gee, I guess an electric guitar is all you need
An electric guitar is all you need
And you got an electric guitar for me
Well, you're so full of shit, I'm surprised there’s any blue left in your eyes
I suffer through all your excuses, now I just want to fry in my own juices
It’s sixty-five degrees under, one fourth lightning and one fourth thunder
And one quarter rain on my parade and a quarter for my refill at the Leavenworth
A quarter for my refill at the Leavenworth
A quarter for my refills at the Leavenworth Café
Liar, liar, pants on fire, go hang on a telephone wire
And while you're there, kiss the [bear], just don’t forget your underwear
And don't forget your stockings too, your [ ] bra and your converse shoes
Because what I don't know cannot hurt you, you see
But what I know could ruin me