Education by Silent G Lyrics
(Intro)
*Ahem*
Aye- yo yo..........
Intro mo-bo-slow bom
Brap!
(Verse 1)
Dictionary, dictionary, dictionary, dictionary
Got the goosebumps playin' Pictionary
A young 14-yar old boy throwing a hail mary
To his girlfriend Sherry
While they pick gooseberries and black cherries
In a cemetery, yeah temporary commentary
From Tom and Jerry, If I could say lord's wise words
I wish I could be with Virgin Mary
Reading in a public library is totally fucking unnecessary
You ain't ready for that shit, you're not ready for that education yet
Unsanitary, you're already ready for the military than education
Maraschino cherry on my social security number
And they haven't saw the weird combo, bummer......
(Chorus)
We humans got the education
Confetti all over my spaghetti
We're smart enough to do that?
Us being evolutionary
From using our brains to rap and talk
And using these rhymes
Damn!
(Verse 2)
Pencil, Pencils, Pencils, Pencils
I would rather prefer utensils
Put a utensil next to a metal stencil
And you'll get a instrumental rhyme
And if you do that in class
We'll put you straight in detention
No one wants your attention
The tension between me and you is too tight
Ill use kinetic energy to remove the tension
Between me and you
Man, that's just pathetic
The genetics aren't similar?
Unsympathetic, phonetic, alphabetic, poetic
When you gonna say you don't have the dedication
To have the education
All you do is have your flirtation to other boys
And you treat other boys like toys
And your frustration irks you if the boys don't give a none
360 degree rotation making you confused til you get dizzy
Infused with anger
Plagiarizing with citation
And you gotta get the ......
(Chorus)
We humans got the education
Confetti all over my spaghetti
We're smart enough to do that?
Us being evolutionary
From using our brains to rap and talk
And using these rhymes
(Verse 3:Skit)
Earth to G Translation
Where ya at, douche
Working at a Plantation
Your plantation application got rejected
Damn homie, you soft
Use your fucking determination
After that, we gonna get a celebration
Going if made it to the plantation
We gonna have a vacation
Where's the money though?
Oh shit, I forgot about that
Crap, what we gonna do
Beg for money and shit
Nah, homie get your education
Solve the math equation
And you'll be smart
And work in K-Mart for 24 hours
Okay see ya tomorrow
Tell me if you make it!
(hang ups)
Fucking retarded idiot
*Ahem*
Aye- yo yo..........
Intro mo-bo-slow bom
Brap!
(Verse 1)
Dictionary, dictionary, dictionary, dictionary
Got the goosebumps playin' Pictionary
A young 14-yar old boy throwing a hail mary
To his girlfriend Sherry
While they pick gooseberries and black cherries
In a cemetery, yeah temporary commentary
From Tom and Jerry, If I could say lord's wise words
I wish I could be with Virgin Mary
Reading in a public library is totally fucking unnecessary
You ain't ready for that shit, you're not ready for that education yet
Unsanitary, you're already ready for the military than education
Maraschino cherry on my social security number
And they haven't saw the weird combo, bummer......
(Chorus)
We humans got the education
Confetti all over my spaghetti
We're smart enough to do that?
Us being evolutionary
From using our brains to rap and talk
And using these rhymes
Damn!
(Verse 2)
Pencil, Pencils, Pencils, Pencils
I would rather prefer utensils
Put a utensil next to a metal stencil
And you'll get a instrumental rhyme
And if you do that in class
We'll put you straight in detention
No one wants your attention
The tension between me and you is too tight
Ill use kinetic energy to remove the tension
Between me and you
Man, that's just pathetic
The genetics aren't similar?
Unsympathetic, phonetic, alphabetic, poetic
When you gonna say you don't have the dedication
To have the education
All you do is have your flirtation to other boys
And you treat other boys like toys
And your frustration irks you if the boys don't give a none
360 degree rotation making you confused til you get dizzy
Infused with anger
Plagiarizing with citation
And you gotta get the ......
(Chorus)
We humans got the education
Confetti all over my spaghetti
We're smart enough to do that?
Us being evolutionary
From using our brains to rap and talk
And using these rhymes
(Verse 3:Skit)
Earth to G Translation
Where ya at, douche
Working at a Plantation
Your plantation application got rejected
Damn homie, you soft
Use your fucking determination
After that, we gonna get a celebration
Going if made it to the plantation
We gonna have a vacation
Where's the money though?
Oh shit, I forgot about that
Crap, what we gonna do
Beg for money and shit
Nah, homie get your education
Solve the math equation
And you'll be smart
And work in K-Mart for 24 hours
Okay see ya tomorrow
Tell me if you make it!
(hang ups)
Fucking retarded idiot