Keep Your Job by Silas Ridgway Lyrics
(Verse)
My dad told me not to mess with my future job
I wanna be successful like Walter Hobbs
Don't call me Robert I'm Mr.Bob
But behind the scenes they call me slob
What what you post yeah they gotta swab
Next thing you know they pull up the squad
Doo doo doo oh no it's the S.W.A.T
Boo hoo hoo yeah you start to sob
And you shoulda stopped
You shoulda cropped ya crazy life
Shouldn't have posted that crazy night
Gone from the darkness into the light
Tweeted a Tweet that was alright
Walked through the bird just to unite
Shouldn't have gone to the top of the parking garage
And got in the car with that crazy guy
I want them to ask who he is
Oh him he's a dental hygienist
Oh yeah he flew to Venus
Oh him he's got a
Great job and a big house
Three kids and beautiful spouse
He got this life because he kept a job
He didn't break the law
The cops weren't involved
If all they gonna put is zip ties
You might as well take the prize
Who knows if Taco Bell's coming soon
I heard the chapel speakers a goon
Take a brick, paint the brick, replace the brick
And then be quick
Pick up the evidence after you're gone
Don't get caught nah don't be a pawn
The delete button my best friend
A better tactic just don't press send
If my boss sees this tweet it'll be the end
I think it's funny but it might offend
I need my son to touch grandpas butt
That is a tweet that I'll probably cut
They coming out here for the jugular
Macromolecular Extracurricular
Oh this is the culture I hate
There's somethings that I will not say
For genuine grace I will pray
The fake stuff got me running away
I hide behind hidden things that partially keep me showing
And partially keep them knowing
I'm thinking of going, I'm thinking of blowing
I'm hoping I'm glowing
(Reprise)
Yeah keep your job
Oh no don't pop
Climb to the top
Yeah keep your job
My dad told me not to mess with my future job
I wanna be successful like Walter Hobbs
Don't call me Robert I'm Mr.Bob
But behind the scenes they call me slob
What what you post yeah they gotta swab
Next thing you know they pull up the squad
Doo doo doo oh no it's the S.W.A.T
Boo hoo hoo yeah you start to sob
And you shoulda stopped
You shoulda cropped ya crazy life
Shouldn't have posted that crazy night
Gone from the darkness into the light
Tweeted a Tweet that was alright
Walked through the bird just to unite
Shouldn't have gone to the top of the parking garage
And got in the car with that crazy guy
I want them to ask who he is
Oh him he's a dental hygienist
Oh yeah he flew to Venus
Oh him he's got a
Great job and a big house
Three kids and beautiful spouse
He got this life because he kept a job
He didn't break the law
The cops weren't involved
If all they gonna put is zip ties
You might as well take the prize
Who knows if Taco Bell's coming soon
I heard the chapel speakers a goon
Take a brick, paint the brick, replace the brick
And then be quick
Pick up the evidence after you're gone
Don't get caught nah don't be a pawn
The delete button my best friend
A better tactic just don't press send
If my boss sees this tweet it'll be the end
I think it's funny but it might offend
I need my son to touch grandpas butt
That is a tweet that I'll probably cut
They coming out here for the jugular
Macromolecular Extracurricular
Oh this is the culture I hate
There's somethings that I will not say
For genuine grace I will pray
The fake stuff got me running away
I hide behind hidden things that partially keep me showing
And partially keep them knowing
I'm thinking of going, I'm thinking of blowing
I'm hoping I'm glowing
(Reprise)
Yeah keep your job
Oh no don't pop
Climb to the top
Yeah keep your job