free the nipples by Shy Watson Lyrics

I beat a guy

who had a crush on me

at beer pong



we got stoned

in the Walmart parking lot

when my car wouldn't start



6 months later

he sends me a Facebook invite

for a "FREE THE NIPPLES" rally


when i complain about

my itchy armpits

and you say something about how i don't shave



do you realize

how fucking

dumb you sound