Steak n Shake Sharkboi Reimagined by Shy Diago Lyrics
[Intro: Drake]
Oh man
Oh man, oh man
Not again
[Verse: Shy]
Yeah, I wrote the rule book, I’m the author, you never could check me
Steak ‘n shake for this brownie who didn’t get the message
Steak ‘n Shake, like the date he wishes he’d taken Ana
Steak ‘n shake is the goal, your motto, you know you wanna
Go—into the bathroom between all your classes
The only thing he’ll focus on apart from females’ asses
Like 21 his Bank Account keeps rackin’ Juul pod charges
By 21 he’ll have no lungs they’ll both have burnt to ashes
I wanna see you try to match my game
I wrote a diss but you pussies were way too lame
If you could listen I promise you’d go insane
The way my savage put Victor to fuckin’ shame
I’ve debated by your side at a few tournaments
Didn’t realize you were useless, like an ornament
Every time you’ve placed, we all know that it wasn’t you
Never been same because it was all Jimmy Qu
You just steak—and go home and shake
Holdin’ Tonia’s hand to you is third base
This for y’all who think this man has any grace
I can tell you for a fact that this is not the case
Say you don’t got one ‘cuz your middle name is “fuck-boy”
Do you have any friends you ain’t tryna fuck, boy?
I know that you only wanna steak, but
Mr. Touchy-Feely’s gon’ need to cut down the A1
Yeah, your endzone has been the friendzone
Yeah, Rachael Harris can tell us ‘bout DM-zone
Vic just steaks, stop pullin’ our legs bro
We know the only puss you got was from Montenegro
You got your first girl as a senior
So quit the flirtin’ shit, we all seen ya
Don’t go to Steak n’ Shake, no more Steak ‘n Shake
A cuffed man should never go to Steak ‘n Shake
Vic’s got his instincts screamin’ Steak ‘n Shake
Yeah, they goin’, “Steak ‘n Shake”
This horny-ass only wanna Steak ‘n Shake
Yeah, all he know is Steak ‘n Shake
I don’t wanna hear about feet ever again
Not even when Vic asks what I’ll shove up his rear end
Not even when Adelle’s height needs remeasured again
No way she ain’t just standing when she’s givin’ John head
Woah—and you shoulda seen ‘em
Their shit was so cringey, I couldn’t stop wheezin’
Thought they were the shit, my Asthma don’t believe it
Upload it and on grounds of ear rape YouTube would delete it
Please, duck down when Prosser checkin’ your code
Please, please don’t ask me to suck on your chode
Please, no point flexin’, Vic, we already know
Please, ask Walmart if they lost wanna-be Andy Cho
Please, somebody stop me
I’m Shy Diago, and I have taken no L’s
Gotta carry Vic’s ass in a few hours
Soon as Victor sees a girl, he’s gon'...
He’s gon' ask if he can take her to the Steak ‘n Shake
Yeah, he wants to Steak ‘n Shake
He’s married to his hand the way he Steak ‘n Shake
Tonia added me on snap, it’s time to Steak ‘n Shake, brownie!
[Outro: Will]
Shit!
Damn I didn’t know Shy was that nice
This shit kinda fucking SLAPS
Oh man
Oh man, oh man
Not again
[Verse: Shy]
Yeah, I wrote the rule book, I’m the author, you never could check me
Steak ‘n shake for this brownie who didn’t get the message
Steak ‘n Shake, like the date he wishes he’d taken Ana
Steak ‘n shake is the goal, your motto, you know you wanna
Go—into the bathroom between all your classes
The only thing he’ll focus on apart from females’ asses
Like 21 his Bank Account keeps rackin’ Juul pod charges
By 21 he’ll have no lungs they’ll both have burnt to ashes
I wanna see you try to match my game
I wrote a diss but you pussies were way too lame
If you could listen I promise you’d go insane
The way my savage put Victor to fuckin’ shame
I’ve debated by your side at a few tournaments
Didn’t realize you were useless, like an ornament
Every time you’ve placed, we all know that it wasn’t you
Never been same because it was all Jimmy Qu
You just steak—and go home and shake
Holdin’ Tonia’s hand to you is third base
This for y’all who think this man has any grace
I can tell you for a fact that this is not the case
Say you don’t got one ‘cuz your middle name is “fuck-boy”
Do you have any friends you ain’t tryna fuck, boy?
I know that you only wanna steak, but
Mr. Touchy-Feely’s gon’ need to cut down the A1
Yeah, your endzone has been the friendzone
Yeah, Rachael Harris can tell us ‘bout DM-zone
Vic just steaks, stop pullin’ our legs bro
We know the only puss you got was from Montenegro
You got your first girl as a senior
So quit the flirtin’ shit, we all seen ya
Don’t go to Steak n’ Shake, no more Steak ‘n Shake
A cuffed man should never go to Steak ‘n Shake
Vic’s got his instincts screamin’ Steak ‘n Shake
Yeah, they goin’, “Steak ‘n Shake”
This horny-ass only wanna Steak ‘n Shake
Yeah, all he know is Steak ‘n Shake
I don’t wanna hear about feet ever again
Not even when Vic asks what I’ll shove up his rear end
Not even when Adelle’s height needs remeasured again
No way she ain’t just standing when she’s givin’ John head
Woah—and you shoulda seen ‘em
Their shit was so cringey, I couldn’t stop wheezin’
Thought they were the shit, my Asthma don’t believe it
Upload it and on grounds of ear rape YouTube would delete it
Please, duck down when Prosser checkin’ your code
Please, please don’t ask me to suck on your chode
Please, no point flexin’, Vic, we already know
Please, ask Walmart if they lost wanna-be Andy Cho
Please, somebody stop me
I’m Shy Diago, and I have taken no L’s
Gotta carry Vic’s ass in a few hours
Soon as Victor sees a girl, he’s gon'...
He’s gon' ask if he can take her to the Steak ‘n Shake
Yeah, he wants to Steak ‘n Shake
He’s married to his hand the way he Steak ‘n Shake
Tonia added me on snap, it’s time to Steak ‘n Shake, brownie!
[Outro: Will]
Shit!
Damn I didn’t know Shy was that nice
This shit kinda fucking SLAPS