Foreword by Shrezzers Lyrics
How’re you doing, bro?
Uh, okay. Except I broke up with my ex last night.
What? Why? She’s kinda cute.
The whore cheated on me with her boss.
That’s sucks, man. I’ve had the same shit recently.
Damn! Screw relationships.
You mean relationshits?
Hahaha, yeah.
By the way, have you heard of Shrezzers?
No.
I was on Facebook yesterday and, uh, just came across ‘em. Looks like these guys just released the album.
Oh, alright.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta check it out. They’ve got the sax dude and he’s so epic.
So epic for real?
Yeah and oh, there’s the dude, who sings in Spanish or French or whatever it is. Anyway he’s got a great voice. The guitarists are totally sick, the drummer screams as well as he plays. You’re gonna love it, dog.
Dude, totally rad.
What was that? Oh man, I think we're stuck.
Oh I’m fucked, dude. I’ve got an important meeting in a couple of minutes.
Damn, that’s sucks. Well I guess I’m good, I was already late for my job and now I’ve got an official excuse.
Well, so what are we gonna do? I guess we’ll just wait for a mechanic to fix the elevator or something?
Eh, well, shit, while we're waiting, let’s check out this Shrezzers’ album.
Alright. Well, nothing else to do. Play that shit!
Uh, okay. Except I broke up with my ex last night.
What? Why? She’s kinda cute.
The whore cheated on me with her boss.
That’s sucks, man. I’ve had the same shit recently.
Damn! Screw relationships.
You mean relationshits?
Hahaha, yeah.
By the way, have you heard of Shrezzers?
No.
I was on Facebook yesterday and, uh, just came across ‘em. Looks like these guys just released the album.
Oh, alright.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta check it out. They’ve got the sax dude and he’s so epic.
So epic for real?
Yeah and oh, there’s the dude, who sings in Spanish or French or whatever it is. Anyway he’s got a great voice. The guitarists are totally sick, the drummer screams as well as he plays. You’re gonna love it, dog.
Dude, totally rad.
What was that? Oh man, I think we're stuck.
Oh I’m fucked, dude. I’ve got an important meeting in a couple of minutes.
Damn, that’s sucks. Well I guess I’m good, I was already late for my job and now I’ve got an official excuse.
Well, so what are we gonna do? I guess we’ll just wait for a mechanic to fix the elevator or something?
Eh, well, shit, while we're waiting, let’s check out this Shrezzers’ album.
Alright. Well, nothing else to do. Play that shit!