Bad Date by Showoff Lyrics

They said the day we got together
We'd fall in love like birds of the feather
And that we'd have lots to share
All that happened was me screwing up
I accidently touched her bra-cup
Lighting my cigarette I accidently set fire to her hair
I guess what I said had a lot to do with it
She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit
I tried to kiss her and I got bit
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS IM NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
We went out to eat I sneezed in her food
She punched me in the face and called me rude
I thought the evening was going great
I spilled her drink, I ripped her dress
I accidently grabbed her breast
Elbowed her in the face tryin' to clean up my own mess
I guess what I said had a lot to do with it
She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit
I tried I kiss her and I got bit
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not getting laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID
I guess I'm not gettin' laid
I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID!!!