Smoking That Salmon by Showboat Blastoff Lyrics
[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff]
Raise hands if you ever eat snail
Raise hands if you brush your teeth with lobster tail
That’s the way that I can clear out a room
Then I set my autopilot destination moon
Mid flight switch it up go to venus
Got a clone army and they think im a genius
Go to google to look up a voodoo curse
Just to turn my friends against me
Then I wish for the worst
Well its feet first, feet first
If its murky at the bottom Padawon you gotta jump in feet first
Ask my man flattop what he’d do different
He types slow so just give him a minute
Rubber snakes, drop ceiling, and a dimly lit bathroom stall
Im on a mission, I hope he doesn’t have a heart condition
Im not going thru that again
Im still picking up the pieces
I ruined xmas for my favorite neices
Cause it’s the way of the new world
As their flashing all the name brand logos behind me
Any mention of my man Biff Tannon, gets your head cutoff and fired out my cannon
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
[Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff]
Its hard to take me serious with cybertronic yoda hanging out my backpack
I just leave him there and I pretend that I can't even see him
I had him programmed to just keep asking what he did wrong
I freeze him out, Its quite uncomfortable on very long trips
But let us move along, I think im hungry for some pastries!
Feeling silly standing in my gilly suit, watching Goof Troop with artificial stench around my poop shoot
Handheld Antannae and Liquid heat, hey wait a minute
A grip of jockstraps and you got yourself an alpha beta salad
Breaking bricks, getting chix! That’s what my clever shirt says to promote the fact I could do karate
Well Who said my buttocks not strong
O I thought you said my buttocks is not strong
Either way wheres your keys, clear your doubt
And protect your face when I fire them out
INNTM I need new theme music, im thinking car chase or even slap bass, which evers gonna come out cheaper
Sitting in a purple hatchback testing new sensors that lets acid flashbacks trigger laughtracks , I’m Lawrence Learning
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
If your jumping on the salad youll catch a spoon full of dannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
[Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff]
If your taking out the trash it just goes better with salmon
If your watching laugh trax it just goes better with salmon
Wanna check the owl from clash you best be packing that salmon
If you wanna make the moment last, best step out and pick up some more salmon
It just goes better with the salmon
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
So you better Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
If your jumping on the salad youll catch a spoon full of dannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
Raise hands if you ever eat snail
Raise hands if you brush your teeth with lobster tail
That’s the way that I can clear out a room
Then I set my autopilot destination moon
Mid flight switch it up go to venus
Got a clone army and they think im a genius
Go to google to look up a voodoo curse
Just to turn my friends against me
Then I wish for the worst
Well its feet first, feet first
If its murky at the bottom Padawon you gotta jump in feet first
Ask my man flattop what he’d do different
He types slow so just give him a minute
Rubber snakes, drop ceiling, and a dimly lit bathroom stall
Im on a mission, I hope he doesn’t have a heart condition
Im not going thru that again
Im still picking up the pieces
I ruined xmas for my favorite neices
Cause it’s the way of the new world
As their flashing all the name brand logos behind me
Any mention of my man Biff Tannon, gets your head cutoff and fired out my cannon
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
[Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff]
Its hard to take me serious with cybertronic yoda hanging out my backpack
I just leave him there and I pretend that I can't even see him
I had him programmed to just keep asking what he did wrong
I freeze him out, Its quite uncomfortable on very long trips
But let us move along, I think im hungry for some pastries!
Feeling silly standing in my gilly suit, watching Goof Troop with artificial stench around my poop shoot
Handheld Antannae and Liquid heat, hey wait a minute
A grip of jockstraps and you got yourself an alpha beta salad
Breaking bricks, getting chix! That’s what my clever shirt says to promote the fact I could do karate
Well Who said my buttocks not strong
O I thought you said my buttocks is not strong
Either way wheres your keys, clear your doubt
And protect your face when I fire them out
INNTM I need new theme music, im thinking car chase or even slap bass, which evers gonna come out cheaper
Sitting in a purple hatchback testing new sensors that lets acid flashbacks trigger laughtracks , I’m Lawrence Learning
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
If your jumping on the salad youll catch a spoon full of dannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
[Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff]
If your taking out the trash it just goes better with salmon
If your watching laugh trax it just goes better with salmon
Wanna check the owl from clash you best be packing that salmon
If you wanna make the moment last, best step out and pick up some more salmon
It just goes better with the salmon
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
So you better Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
If your jumping on the salad youll catch a spoon full of dannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon
Put your helmet on if you want to ride in my cannon
I’m smoking that salmon
I’m smoking that salmon