Flex Like Machamp by Shofu Lyrics
[Intro: CTC]
Aye man, this that 2013 Shofu and Young Basedlord shit man, we ignorant
Even though it's 2016, you know?
IDM, we still up in this mother fucker
Young Based Lord, I'm still up in this mother fucker
Y'all ready know Shofu in this mother fucker
And we skeeing on y'all like SKRR SKRR SKRR SKRRRR
And we flexin
We flexin on all y'all man
Shofu, how hard we flexin dog?
We flexin!
[Verse 1: CTC]
CT-Rex the track so hard, make you drop yo jaw just like Tyrantrum
Clauncher on my side, go Pumpkaboo, turn your ass into a Phantump
Come through, I'm snatchin yo badges and money and girl up for ransom
Now she don't wanna leave, like a Barbaracle I'm just too handsome
Yeah I'm a handful
Straight outta Kanto
Fabio amp em
This is the anthem
Fuck all your banter
I just dismantle
All of your chances
Haters swing from my nuts like a Lampent
Litwick the shit like a Chandelure
Runnin through your 6 like Canada
Lames with the standard Sand they're spammin
Scald tryna burn me like Senator
Yo Lati owes me a debt, don't forget
I'ma let my Tar win like a lannister
Wrist game so cold it's on Delibird
SKRR SKRR SKRR SKRRRR
SKRR SKRR SKRR SKRRRR
Like the winter Olympics
Whippin up heat in the kitchen
Icy McSpicy I'm pimpin
Scrafty I walk with a limp and
Blastoise gon come with extentions like
BRRAP BRRAP BRAPP!
[Hook: Shofu]
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)
These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)
These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
[Verse 2: Shofu]
Who the fuck is N bitch, I'm the king up in my city
Just caught Rayquaza now nobody fucking with me
Pussy ass niggas out here looking like a Skitty
Used to feel so down and shitty
Now I'm ballin like I'm Whitney
Watch me Rollout on them niggas, what the fuck is up
Blow me I ain't going nowhere I got Suction Cups
Used to put these niggas in the ground with the Mud Shots
But now I put em in the Sky with the Uppercuts
Spit Sacred Fire in the booth
You a liar I'm the truth
Raichu light a nigga up got me feeling like I'm Zeus
Harden on my body if you Biting lose a tooth
All these fuckin Garbodors who you tryin to polute
Anyone can get it this ain't version exclusive
Crit game stupid
Nigga I abuse it
The Champion of music
Got these Badges I can prove it
On Exploud I got acoustics
Slash I leave em wounded
Strength I'm move it, moving it
Through the Guillotine I execute em
I'm flexing on you haters like Machoke
Hit select bring that bike out gold on my spokes
Get it done I don't fuck with Slowpokes
Flow venom Toxicroak
6-0 now I'm feeling like Oak
My flow so good it's scary
You niggas just some Faries
Hit you one time and you gon be needing some Sitrus Berries
[Hook: Shofu]
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers Machamp (Flex!)
I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)
These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers Machamp (Flex!)
I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)
These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers Machamp
Aye man, this that 2013 Shofu and Young Basedlord shit man, we ignorant
Even though it's 2016, you know?
IDM, we still up in this mother fucker
Young Based Lord, I'm still up in this mother fucker
Y'all ready know Shofu in this mother fucker
And we skeeing on y'all like SKRR SKRR SKRR SKRRRR
And we flexin
We flexin on all y'all man
Shofu, how hard we flexin dog?
We flexin!
[Verse 1: CTC]
CT-Rex the track so hard, make you drop yo jaw just like Tyrantrum
Clauncher on my side, go Pumpkaboo, turn your ass into a Phantump
Come through, I'm snatchin yo badges and money and girl up for ransom
Now she don't wanna leave, like a Barbaracle I'm just too handsome
Yeah I'm a handful
Straight outta Kanto
Fabio amp em
This is the anthem
Fuck all your banter
I just dismantle
All of your chances
Haters swing from my nuts like a Lampent
Litwick the shit like a Chandelure
Runnin through your 6 like Canada
Lames with the standard Sand they're spammin
Scald tryna burn me like Senator
Yo Lati owes me a debt, don't forget
I'ma let my Tar win like a lannister
Wrist game so cold it's on Delibird
SKRR SKRR SKRR SKRRRR
SKRR SKRR SKRR SKRRRR
Like the winter Olympics
Whippin up heat in the kitchen
Icy McSpicy I'm pimpin
Scrafty I walk with a limp and
Blastoise gon come with extentions like
BRRAP BRRAP BRAPP!
[Hook: Shofu]
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)
These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)
These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
[Verse 2: Shofu]
Who the fuck is N bitch, I'm the king up in my city
Just caught Rayquaza now nobody fucking with me
Pussy ass niggas out here looking like a Skitty
Used to feel so down and shitty
Now I'm ballin like I'm Whitney
Watch me Rollout on them niggas, what the fuck is up
Blow me I ain't going nowhere I got Suction Cups
Used to put these niggas in the ground with the Mud Shots
But now I put em in the Sky with the Uppercuts
Spit Sacred Fire in the booth
You a liar I'm the truth
Raichu light a nigga up got me feeling like I'm Zeus
Harden on my body if you Biting lose a tooth
All these fuckin Garbodors who you tryin to polute
Anyone can get it this ain't version exclusive
Crit game stupid
Nigga I abuse it
The Champion of music
Got these Badges I can prove it
On Exploud I got acoustics
Slash I leave em wounded
Strength I'm move it, moving it
Through the Guillotine I execute em
I'm flexing on you haters like Machoke
Hit select bring that bike out gold on my spokes
Get it done I don't fuck with Slowpokes
Flow venom Toxicroak
6-0 now I'm feeling like Oak
My flow so good it's scary
You niggas just some Faries
Hit you one time and you gon be needing some Sitrus Berries
[Hook: Shofu]
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers Machamp (Flex!)
I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)
These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers, Machamp (Flex!)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers Machamp (Flex!)
I ball on you hoes like Durant (I'm ballin)
These haters they dont understand (Y'all don't get it)
Hold up, wait
Hold up
Flex on you trainers Machamp