Snoopy is Jelly by Sherman Lurch Lyrics
[Intro]
Yo! Fuck the Peanuts gang!
I ain't fuckin' with you, Charlie!
I ain't fuckin' with you, Schroeder!
I'm fuckin' with L i n u s today!
Let's goooooooo!
[Verse 1]
Walk into the liquor store
Couldn't get through the front door
That made me Loko, about times-Four
And got me rushing like a Boar
Give me whiskey, give me gin
Not by the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin
And since you never forgive sin
I will have to burn my cattle again
Getting lost on vision quest
Hair doesn't grow on my young chest
It's still a mess under some stress
This sheep is finished with its desk
Quicker than some bunnies step
I'm fly-er than two-hundred jets
My bird has fallen into debt, and I
Haven't heard from Paula yet
Hope he's on vacation, chilling
With the fine-ass Haitians
Listening to the L i n u s station
But remember proper spacing
Start to dance, get rid of pants
Eat up all your fresh green plants
Don't ever lose your stance
As you find spiritual balance
Eat Oreos, double-stuff
Call that a leprechaun's bluff
I got movies filled with smut
Why the hell is sand so damn rough?
A demon took my drive-through order
He was like a squad-loiter
Now that's just plain absoider
Like buying houses in Mordor
[Chorus]
Roll this game up!
Some guy just woke up in my new Bugatti
We run amok!
My girl tells me she's a Kamikaze
Pass out on rugs!
Napping after some faulty pilates
That is enough!
I swear your Mama makes a mean fugazzi
Roll this game up!
I found a shower curtain that was smelly
We run amok!
Get a tattoo of corn-fed on my belly
Pass out on rugs!
A sale on scallops at the east-side deli
That is enough!
Fuck Snoopy's jam, the beagle's hella jelly
[Verse 2]
Getting squirrelly just like Sandy
Getting angry just like Mandy
Where the hell are all my fans
Be feeding puppies some damn candy
Got a flashlight just in case
Please turn the temp up in space
Is it vase or is it vase
It vanished without a damn trace
A square wishes he was a Rubik's
It wishes to just be ruthless
And i'll tell you the straight truth bitch
I think you are just plain stupid
Yet you sit on my tall perch
I think that witch doctor is cursed
The game is on a first place search
I hope you all like Sherman Lurch
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Did you remember the bait?
We'll need it for the lake
I want to go fishing on boats
Let's goooo
[Chorus]
[Outro: Charlie Brown, Linus, & Sherman Lurch]
"I guess you were right, Linus
I shouldn't have picked this little tree
Everything I do turns into a disaster
I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about
ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT?"
"Sure, Charlie Brown. I can tell you what Christmas is all about."
"IT'S ABOUT SHUTTIN' THE HELL UP!"
Yo! Fuck the Peanuts gang!
I ain't fuckin' with you, Charlie!
I ain't fuckin' with you, Schroeder!
I'm fuckin' with L i n u s today!
Let's goooooooo!
[Verse 1]
Walk into the liquor store
Couldn't get through the front door
That made me Loko, about times-Four
And got me rushing like a Boar
Give me whiskey, give me gin
Not by the hairs of my chinny-chin-chin
And since you never forgive sin
I will have to burn my cattle again
Getting lost on vision quest
Hair doesn't grow on my young chest
It's still a mess under some stress
This sheep is finished with its desk
Quicker than some bunnies step
I'm fly-er than two-hundred jets
My bird has fallen into debt, and I
Haven't heard from Paula yet
Hope he's on vacation, chilling
With the fine-ass Haitians
Listening to the L i n u s station
But remember proper spacing
Start to dance, get rid of pants
Eat up all your fresh green plants
Don't ever lose your stance
As you find spiritual balance
Eat Oreos, double-stuff
Call that a leprechaun's bluff
I got movies filled with smut
Why the hell is sand so damn rough?
A demon took my drive-through order
He was like a squad-loiter
Now that's just plain absoider
Like buying houses in Mordor
[Chorus]
Roll this game up!
Some guy just woke up in my new Bugatti
We run amok!
My girl tells me she's a Kamikaze
Pass out on rugs!
Napping after some faulty pilates
That is enough!
I swear your Mama makes a mean fugazzi
Roll this game up!
I found a shower curtain that was smelly
We run amok!
Get a tattoo of corn-fed on my belly
Pass out on rugs!
A sale on scallops at the east-side deli
That is enough!
Fuck Snoopy's jam, the beagle's hella jelly
[Verse 2]
Getting squirrelly just like Sandy
Getting angry just like Mandy
Where the hell are all my fans
Be feeding puppies some damn candy
Got a flashlight just in case
Please turn the temp up in space
Is it vase or is it vase
It vanished without a damn trace
A square wishes he was a Rubik's
It wishes to just be ruthless
And i'll tell you the straight truth bitch
I think you are just plain stupid
Yet you sit on my tall perch
I think that witch doctor is cursed
The game is on a first place search
I hope you all like Sherman Lurch
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
Did you remember the bait?
We'll need it for the lake
I want to go fishing on boats
Let's goooo
[Chorus]
[Outro: Charlie Brown, Linus, & Sherman Lurch]
"I guess you were right, Linus
I shouldn't have picked this little tree
Everything I do turns into a disaster
I guess I really don't know what Christmas is all about
ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO KNOWS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT?"
"Sure, Charlie Brown. I can tell you what Christmas is all about."
"IT'S ABOUT SHUTTIN' THE HELL UP!"