Creamy Winter by Sherman Lurch Lyrics
[Intro: Sherman Lurch]
Creamy, creamy winter
Creamy winter
Creamy winter
It's gonna get cold and creamy
Creamy winter
Creamy, creamy, creamy winter
Creamy winter
Soon to be a creepy winter
[Verse 1: Sherman Lurch]
I made a beagle jealous because fuck that canine
Now I'm chilling underground with the homie named L i n u s
We're doing fine, chilling and just passing time
Rhymes on point, flow porcupine spine
Or stegosaurus, you're a chump more or less
I'm running this shit, my name's Gump, Forest
Murder fat people, call it plump-gore-fest
And free those nipples, let's see more breast
[Chorus: Sherman Lurch]
It's too cold you'll freeze
Stay close and warm with me
You don't have to leave
This winter is for cream
[Verse 2: Notya]
I love myself, I'm so selfish
What's wrong with yourself? You smell like old shellfish
I packed some pickles in a tackle box
Whipped 'em out and slapped some thots
Think I'm lying? Ask me knots
Like the units, on the speedboat
Speed-heads saying that they need coke
I need Siri to read note
And spit this better than me
I order a broccoli cheddar and cheese soup
For me to eat in a Bentley Coupe
And I'm sorry sir, but I have to poop
And is your toilet paper three-ply?
And can I hit that and get the free high?
Your chick didn't want me to pull out and she got the cream-pie
Just to have my kids
Drunk eBay, my bad on these bids
I didn't mean to buy it now
Free shipping, oh-my and wow
And why did you buy a cow?
I just wanted steak
But instead I went to Steak 'n Shake
And I'm done, my back started to ache
I need a back rub (a back rub)
Or a fat dub (a fat dub)
Uhh, this is a wack club
[Pre-Chorus: Sherman Lurch]
I hope you're staying warm, during this creamy winter
Cause we're not done yet
[Chorus: Sherman Lurch]
X2
[Verse 3: Sherman Lurch]
If her pussy the truth, then I'll face the facts
That's what she named my dick, because she can't handle that
We gotta make it quick, honey, then I gotta dash
So I can find time to get high so I can crash
Wake up, start again, I ain't done yet
My rhymes Pokemon 83, man I am far-fetched
But still a catch, I don't catch no respect
So you catch regret cause you don't fuck with Big Wet!
Creamy, creamy winter
Creamy winter
Creamy winter
It's gonna get cold and creamy
Creamy winter
Creamy, creamy, creamy winter
Creamy winter
Soon to be a creepy winter
[Verse 1: Sherman Lurch]
I made a beagle jealous because fuck that canine
Now I'm chilling underground with the homie named L i n u s
We're doing fine, chilling and just passing time
Rhymes on point, flow porcupine spine
Or stegosaurus, you're a chump more or less
I'm running this shit, my name's Gump, Forest
Murder fat people, call it plump-gore-fest
And free those nipples, let's see more breast
[Chorus: Sherman Lurch]
It's too cold you'll freeze
Stay close and warm with me
You don't have to leave
This winter is for cream
[Verse 2: Notya]
I love myself, I'm so selfish
What's wrong with yourself? You smell like old shellfish
I packed some pickles in a tackle box
Whipped 'em out and slapped some thots
Think I'm lying? Ask me knots
Like the units, on the speedboat
Speed-heads saying that they need coke
I need Siri to read note
And spit this better than me
I order a broccoli cheddar and cheese soup
For me to eat in a Bentley Coupe
And I'm sorry sir, but I have to poop
And is your toilet paper three-ply?
And can I hit that and get the free high?
Your chick didn't want me to pull out and she got the cream-pie
Just to have my kids
Drunk eBay, my bad on these bids
I didn't mean to buy it now
Free shipping, oh-my and wow
And why did you buy a cow?
I just wanted steak
But instead I went to Steak 'n Shake
And I'm done, my back started to ache
I need a back rub (a back rub)
Or a fat dub (a fat dub)
Uhh, this is a wack club
[Pre-Chorus: Sherman Lurch]
I hope you're staying warm, during this creamy winter
Cause we're not done yet
[Chorus: Sherman Lurch]
X2
[Verse 3: Sherman Lurch]
If her pussy the truth, then I'll face the facts
That's what she named my dick, because she can't handle that
We gotta make it quick, honey, then I gotta dash
So I can find time to get high so I can crash
Wake up, start again, I ain't done yet
My rhymes Pokemon 83, man I am far-fetched
But still a catch, I don't catch no respect
So you catch regret cause you don't fuck with Big Wet!